Page Six has uncovered another Lindsay Lohan email, this one about the pain she is going though to perfect the role of a stripper for her next movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay wrote an email with the subject line, "They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!":
"So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."
Wow, she sure does respect those whores. Those cunts are like a superhero to her. If she respected those filthy bitches any more, shed have to replace their birth control with laxitives or put a one of their g-strings on a dog with mange. Maybe later she could spray paint swastikas on the Lincoln memorial or take a dump on a kid in a wheelchair. They’re the real heroes, the everyday heroes!
OK, OK, I will respect the cunt
What, wait a minute, she can write?
Whores get paid to fuck, unlike LiLo who just gives it away. I find that to be not at all adequite.
what will it take for her to respect herself?
Wow, this biznatch just can’t get an stupider. She just keeps digging herself deeper. I hope next time she goes out clubbing (even though we all know she doesn’t party) a group of strippers beat the shite out of her. That would rule!
“Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
This is one cunt that I don’t respect. Seriously, what happened to this girl. I use to love her, up until like LAST YEAR. Even when she was all anorexic I still thought she was worth something, now she’s just another Hollywood idiot. I swear between she and Britney Spears, it’s proof positive that you really should graduate High School before pursuing anything related to being in the public eye. YOU HEAR THAT DAKOTA FANNING? Take a 6 or 7 year hiatus before your next movie. You’ll thank me after you get that diploma and your va jay jay isn’t plastered all over WWTDD.com and PinkIsTheNewBlog.com.
This chick is crazy as hell. I can’t wait until the cunts find her and beat her ass over this one. It’s NOT going to be pretty for young Miss LiLo, oh no.
i wish this bitch would stop sending her “friends” emails. because i’m pretty sick of them sharing them with all of us.
“I’m not gonna lie to ya,” Lindsay is bearly literit. But she’s clearly done her homework for the role. To “respect your fellow cunt” is in the stripper credo.
I wonder where these “emails” are coming from. I think it may all be a plot to ruin LiLo’s reputation (and remember, you can’t spell “reputation” without PUTA–look it up). The last I heard was when she graduated from a Catholic high school where the nuns voted her “Most Chaste, Serious, Intelligent and Artistically Dedicated Student.” And that was after she spent her summer vacation as an apprentice to Mother Teresa. But now I’m not so sure…damn you, celebrity gossip sites!! You’ve made me doubt the only remaining legitimate role model for America’s youth!
You realize every damn one of todays stories has been about spoiled white chicks gone haywire? Even Miss-goddamn-America’s off her fuckin’ nut. Christ, if these are the role models for the young ladies of America, no wonder 14 year old skanks keep petitioning me for sex on Myspace.
BTW, if she wants some real “UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised,” I can provide that.
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She also wrote an e-mail saying that she really respected the motherfucking Pope and the cocksucking saints. She’s a doll. Once, she called a judge “your fuckingness” saying “it’s all about the respect, judgey dude”.
Randy: Don’t you dare say anything bad about Miss America.
Orginally posted by a tool named ‘Deric.’
“Wow, this biznatch just can’t get an stupider. She just keeps digging herself deeper. I hope next time she goes out clubbing (even though we all know she doesn’t party) a group of strippers beat the shite out of her. That would rule!”
Deric — Read your first sentence. Then read it again.
J Mark your link is dead. Yeah, I’m that bored.
After being a regular visitor to the website for so long, I finally decided to create an account because I can’t remember reading a post before that’s made me laugh so hard, namely the part about a dog with mange wearing a g-string. You don’t hear the word mange very often…hysterical
Ugh. William, don’t waste your time with that - it’s some stupid gospel site. If you’re really that bored, come join the coffee club (www.myspace.com/tylerdurdencoffeeclub) and rate how good you think celebrities would be in the sack. Congratulations to Brendon for pulling off the skankapocalypse trifecta; who would have thought that Lindsay, Paris, and Brittany would all make the news for being stupid whores all on the same day!
Stay classy San Diego!