12.05.2006 RACHEL BILSON IS SINGLE

"The OC" stars Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up after dating for almost three years.   The two met while filming the show and have been a couple since 2004.  Life and Style says:

“They’ve been done for a few weeks.  They are just done.  That’s all there is to it.  There’s no drama. They just ended it.”  That may explain why Adam showed up solo to a party on Nov. 28 for the U.S. premiere of Volkswagen’s concept car Tiguan in LA.  “He was definitely acting like a single guy.”

Holy crap.  There's no one on earth cuter than Rachel Bilson.  I would drink warm blood to get into that chicks toaster.  But she's so cute it almost makes me feel bad.  It would be like if little baby tigers and pandas were doing a nativity scene, with a little baby kitten as the baby Jesus, and then I got a hard on.  I'm not even positive I could consummate our relationship.  It would be hard to see her as anything but an object of beauty.  Wait, "consummate" means "anal" right?  Oh, ok.  Never mind then.  We're good.  

(super high res of the last picture here)




(66) Comments

  1. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:40

    Dammit! Rachel, PLEASE! return my calls!

  2. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:40

    I loved the pics of her in the eskimo fottie pajamas a while back. I can still close my eyes and see that ass…

  3. bryce 12/05/2006 10:42

    Thank you God!

  4. James01 12/05/2006 10:42

    brendon, your good you, you, your good

  5. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:43

    fottie = footie. SHe’s like a young Gina Gershon, only 10x cuter. Gershon’s got that look like she’s always wearing “fuck me” boots.

  6. T-bird 12/05/2006 10:44

    even her titties look sad in pic 5 :(

  7. bryce 12/05/2006 10:44

    I’d feel bad splitting her in half. But I’d get over it and finish on her tits like any caring and compasionite lover would :-P

  8. Zack 12/05/2006 10:46

    Sweet! This is what I moved to LA for. Now all I have to do is trick her into thinking that I’m Zach Braff. And convince her the camera she finds hidden in my closet pointed at the bed while we were messing around isn’t actually taping, the flashing red light just means that the battery is low, baby. Relax, Rachel!

  9. WilliamtheBloody 12/05/2006 10:50

    This girl has no shape and is from all accounts, a huge bitch. Plus she’s got that restraining order against me. And I’ve gotta tell you baby, whenever you call the cops like that, I couldn’t want you less.

  10. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:51

    Please Rachel…DO NOT become one of the Cooze Crew. Actually, wait…yes, please break up with your underwear drawer too. Just don’t hang out with them. I need to know that there are still some paragons of virtue in Hollywood.

  11. Jed 12/05/2006 10:51

    You all must be out of your mind. This fug tramp is what happens when human beings are put together by Mr. Potato Head. Not a single feature of her face blends or goes with the rest of it. I’ve seen more attractive burn victims.

  12. Joey 12/05/2006 10:52

    i think she would have made a much better “MJ” in the spiderman movies..

  13. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:53

    Jed…her ass is glorious…click the tag link, and you’ll see…

  14. Julz 12/05/2006 10:53

    Consumate means anal…that’s awesome.

  15. graller 12/05/2006 10:55

    I love this girl. One of the only reasons I watch the OC and man is she just hot and cute.

  16. bryce 12/05/2006 10:58

    Jed: ‘fug tramp’? Oh well I guess people like you are the reason ugly girls get laid. That and booze…

  17. Monkeypants 12/05/2006 10:59

    Amen to that, bryce.

  18. Got Sauce 12/05/2006 11:05

    Jed must carry a torch for Drew and Cameron…

  19. Lisa 12/05/2006 11:10

    Am I bovvered? Uh, no. Next news item please, because… (come on, TR… finish it for me)

  20. Jed 12/05/2006 11:10

    No, I just like my women ATRRACTIVE. Christina Ricci is attractive. Elisha Cuthbert is attractive. Jennifer Love Hewitt (aside from being absolutely daft) is attractive. Rachel Bilson is not. No amount of nice body makes up for the fact that her face looks like a jigsaw puzzle with the wrong pieces forced into place. Call me when you get the FEMA crew to fix the damage, honey.

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