The Humane Society of the United States is accusing Sean Combs and his Sean John clothing label of lining his Sean John Hooded Snorkel Jacket (like this one) with the fur of raccoon dog, a breed of dog raised in China whose fur resembles that of a raccoon. The Human Society purchased a coat off the Macys website, a coat described as having a “imitation rabbit fur collar." Yahoo says:
But the group said when it purchased the coat, the label read "Made in China" and "genuine raccoon fur." The group said it is testing the fur to see if it is from a raccoon dog … Macy's has a policy against selling dog or cat fur, and any "inappropriate or inaccurately" labeled products would be removed from its stores and Web site.
So, the hippies don't even know if it's dog fur, but they just put that out there anyway. So my choices here are to root for Sean Combs, who I fucking hate, or Animal Rights Activists, who I fucking hate. Thanks. This is like trying to decide what color mousetrap I wanna drop my penis in.
Remember Bambi? Sweet little Bambi the deer from the Disney flick? I’d shoot her between the eyes, skin her, roast her flesh and then make a jacket out of her skin. Fuck animal rights activists.
I would go with a blue mouse trap….but thats just me
That’s nice, Leisa. Would you enjoy the same if it happened to you? It’d be my pleasure to see that it happens.
Dude, I hate hippies as well, but they got a point man. Don’t fuck with dogs. I could give a rats ass about reindeer meat, lobsters being boiled alive or any other stupid shit PETA wants to throw at you, but don’t fuck with dogs man. And also it’s Sean Combs man, if there was any man more full of himself that dude would turn into a flower like Narcissus.
This has nothing to do with the post but I’ve got to share: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Gee Michael, it’s called SARCASM, you ass. Look into it.
The dog was most likely eaten by the under-paid chineese workers anyway - so nothing was wasted.
You have to pick a contrasting color. But not just one to contrast with the color of the flesh, but also any potential blood, bruising, discoloration, etc. But whatever you do, don’t use a glue trap. That’s just lazy. (Skeets withheld.)
Penis in a mousetrap… Classic jackass right there.
You are clearly devil spawn, Leisa. We know it now. You should probably get that pitch fork sharpened before my army of deer and prairie dogs come knocking.
I recommend the blue mousetrap with the sparkles.
Michael, I refuse to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Especially over a joke involving the killing and consumption of A CARTOON ANIMAL. Get over it.
All Sean John clothes look like ill-fitting bags of shit anyway. A waste of any animal if you ask me.
Maybe Sean John should use hair from hippies to line his coats.
Mousetraps come in different colors? YAY!! I can finally color-coordinate the killing of those little bastards in my storage shed to match my trashcan.
What sort of ass pays good money to look like a pimp in a dog skin coat?
Woof! Woof! That’s my dawg right there.
“Battle of wits with an unarmed person.” Hilarious. Don’t forget to clean the mud out of your hooves. I imagine Lucifer would get pissed if you tracked shit all over his Bambi rugs.
That is one ugly-ass coat. I expect nothing more from P-Puffy-Piddy-Diddy-Daddy-Sean-John-Ass-Master-Combs.
How do you know Lucifer, Michael? Were you at our last cocktail party?