TERI HATCHER IS A BITCH

There are some people in Hollywood that you just never ever hear anything nice about, never a single complimentary first-hand story.  Teri Hatcher is one of those people.  And angel-on-earth Kathryn sent in an email which will be marked as exhibit number 14,392:

My company was a huge donor tonight at Project Angel Food's annual charity shopping event and gala called Divine Design.  Hatcher was supposed to be the "Woman of the Year" and it had been advertised as that for weeks.  She did not show and all they could say was "she is on Wisteria Lane" which is bullshit since the show is filmed about 10 minutes away from gala site … it was rude to the organization who does really great things and to the sponsors who paid a lot of money to be able to entertain clients.

God you pretentious bitch.  Can she even apologize like a normal human being.  "She is on Wisteria Lane" makes it sound like she was kidnapped by faries and a talking lion because only she can save us, when in reality the TV show probably ran late because her bratty ass wouldn’t leave her trailer till noon.  Not that I blame her.  Normally when things that look like Teri Hatcher walk around in the daylight, villagers poke it with sticks and wave torches at it.  Having mothers cover their kids eyes and Latin women saying, “SANTA MARIA!” and then making the sign of the cross when they see you probably isn’t the most confidence inspiring thing in the world.

(and yeah the pictures are about a year old, but I doubt she magically got beautifuler since then)