12.06.2006 THE SCREECH SEX TAPE IS ONLINE

If you hate yourself, feel free to follow the link Best Week Ever sent over and watch the entire, unedited home video starring Dustin Diamond and two girls with low self esteem.  They must really be in love.  I tried to fug things up by putting up a Jude Law and Cameron Diaz picture to ease you into the horrors you're about to witness, but you're pretty much on your own from here.  I got to the part where they licked a candy bracelet on his dork and tapped out.  Fare thee well, brave souls.  

Watch the NSFW Screech video here



(90) Comments

  1. jenna01 12/06/2006 16:34

    i’m too scared to watch it. someone let me know how it goes.

  2. Cyanna 12/06/2006 16:38

    Sweet. A link. I’ll watch it when I get home and promptly throwup afterward.

  3. Max Fisher 12/06/2006 16:38

    I’m not gonna watch the video but I have an offer to anyone willing to take part. Here’s what I require. I need someone to kick Jude Law directly in the face. For this simple task you will be compensated well. The first person to do this (and I

  4. nathan02 12/06/2006 16:42

    im sure if i watch this ill be glued to my computer screen, its like a car crash, i just cant look away

  5. jenna01 12/06/2006 16:45

    so whose going first?

  6. James 12/06/2006 16:48

    I can’t get it to stop “Loading…” Maybe this is foreshadowing I don’t need to see it?

  7. Monkeypants 12/06/2006 16:50

    You said “load”…

  8. nathan02 12/06/2006 16:51

    i would but im at work and they frown upon that type of thing

  9. Monkeypants 12/06/2006 16:53

    It’s Jude Law, bookended by shrieking harpies…Cameron Diaz looks like she’s at least 58.

  10. craig t. nelson 12/06/2006 16:54

    i watched it. twice. now three times. so hot

  11. Greg 12/06/2006 16:56

    haven’t even watched it yet, but my eyes hurt already

  12. JoeBlow 12/06/2006 16:57

    Like someone already said. Just like a car crash one can’t stop looking cause that is human nature. Now if I can get the stupid thing to play. Not that I want to see him, just want to see if the women are hot or ugly.

  13. Plague30 12/06/2006 17:04

    It doesn’t work. Link/site is bunk.

  14. WilliamtheBloody 12/06/2006 17:05

    I tried it. It loads and then says file not found. I think that maybe god’s trying to tell me something, but hell if I know what. I just heard that the orphanage is on fire, maybe I’ll catch that instead.

  15. Nick09 12/06/2006 17:05

    Shit’s broked.

  16. JoeBlow 12/06/2006 17:06

    I can’t get it to play either. Looks like I’ll have to go find another car crash to look at. Maybe I’ll bend over infront of the mirror and count the dingleberries hanging from my brown eye.

  17. Angela 12/06/2006 17:07

    I’m not brave enough anyway.

  18. Lisa 12/06/2006 17:07

    Oh I’m going to be SO disappointed if that link isn’t fixed by the time I’m home tonight.

  19. Lisa 12/06/2006 17:07

    Not.

  20. Lisa 12/06/2006 17:09

    JoeBlow!!! :O As if we weren’t sick enough before your comment…

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