Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up after having dated for a little over a year. Rumors have been around for months saying the two were done - there was even a US cover story in October with the headline "SPLIT" - but Vaughn has been in Europe filming "Fred Claus" for the last two months and the distance seemed to be the final straw. The distance and also the hot European whores. Us and the New York Post say:
… while in Budapest, Vaughn was spotted partying with two pals at an exotic dance club called Moulin Rouge, where the girls put on "explicit" shows. (He) also partied at the techno hot spot Dokk, where he stayed until 4 a.m., flirting with several women in a private area at the back of the club. "He wasn't there to dance," a source said. "It's a meat market." Even the next day, Vaughn couldn't get enough of the ladies. After chatting with a mystery blonde for 20 minutes at his hotel that morning - and receiving a kiss from her on the cheek - the actor got a $40 Swedish massage at the city's Széchenyi baths. A source says he returned to Dokk again that night.
Thank god Vaughn has finally come to his senses. Vaughn is cool, and Aniston is a fug moron. If I ever accidentally had sex with Jennifer Aniston, I would stare at my dick the next morning like I had been betrayed, like in the movies when someone gets shot by a loved one. Then I would chop it off and bury it. "We've had a lot of good times," I would say at the funeral, "but I just can't trust you anymore."
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quote: ‘If I ever accidentally had sex with Jennifer Aniston, I would stare at my dick the next morning like I had been betrayed, like in the movies when someone gets shot by a loved one. The I would chop it off and bury it. “We’ve had a lot of good times,” I would say at the funeral, “but I just can’t trust you anymore.”‘
That is just hilarious!
I’m sick of Vince Vaughn. Such a man-whore. Yeah, he’s funny as hell, but he’s the same guy in every movie. He’s still doing his Swingers role. Jennifer Aniston hasn’t been interesting since every woman in America had to have the same haircut as her. I feel bad for her though…is she psychotic or something? Everyone dumps her, and dumps her HARD. She seems nice enough.
Yes, european whores always make a man see the world more clearly. Really they’re providing a valuable public service. I mean wow, slutty and civil minded, is there anything they can’t do? For a hundred bucks my friends, I’ve found the answer is no.
Jennifer is a used-up whiney bitch who can’t keep a man and can’t get over the fact that the world moved on and left her behind. If I had the choice I’d be partying in Budapest too. In fact I have partied in Budapest, and not a once did I ever think of Anniston. Weird.
Monkeypants,you’re hilarious! “she seems nice enough” made me pee.
And he was nothing like his Swingers character in the Return to Paradise, The Cell or Clay Pigeons, but you stick with what sells.
Really don’t understand the hate for Jennifer. She is very attractive, nice body and seems like a nice woman. Everyone cheers Pitt for leaving her by cheating on her with Angelina. Angelina is hot, but I despise people who can’t keep commitments. Brad acted like a jackass and Jennifer takes the heat. America is so f’d up to embrace these kinds of values. What a bunch of dumbshits!
If you ever had sex with Jennifer Anniston..you would cum in 10 seconds and then weap in her arms…when she told you it was a one night stand you would stand on Hollywood Blvd in Traffic dying to be hit by a car.
Vince vaughns the man and jennifer aniston is annoying but i would still double dip that shi-t!
It’s OK it means she can play the only role she is believable as ‘Hard done by, but staying strong plucky girl.’ I am more inclined to think the reason everyone dumps her is that she is a used-up bitch…
Ryan, ok…fair enough. He’s not always the same (like, say Jack Nicholson or his understudy, Christian Slater), but he’s always one of those ubercool hipster guys. Of the three you listed, I’ve only seen The Cell, and I was so high I don’t even remember him in that shitefest.
Maybe she gets dumped a lot because there’s something really embarassing about her, like really bad gas or stinky feet, and the guys she’s dated are too gentlemanly to drag it out in the press. If K-Fed dumped her, it would be something like “Yeeeeah boi! You gots da stank on yur foots, and y’all be leavun crumms in da bed eetin’ dem tatoe chips. Y’all can go fuck yoself, ho! I’m tellin tablizoids, beeyotch!”
I have been to Budapest and I can tell you that every other women there is at least a 8 or better and they love American accents. It really is a miracle for what ever happened to make so many hot desperate women in one place.
paul: Don’t forget to mention the cheap booze and cool architecture… And the hot girls.
i dont care, aniston is still way better looking than jessica simpson. better ass too.
Who can blame Vince? It takes a lot of pussy to get the taste of Jennifer out your mouth. Even Brad had to fuck Angie at least a dozen times before his penis would respect him again–and she’s one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
I thought all the good whores were in Prague? Seems like half the durty porn sluts on the internet are Czech.
Since Vince is done with her I will take Jennifer Aniston, I don’t mind that she’s a little used up. But she better treat me right or I’ll dump her too.
kudos on your comment david
the cell? the movie ended and i ased if it started yet..what a jumbled piece of shit that movie was…I bet vaughn tapped lopez though