Star Magazine says today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn did not break up because the two grew apart amicably - as their official story claims - but because Vince cheated on her with a co-ed from Texas. While Jenn spent Thanksgiving alone with Courteney Cox-Arquette, Vince was in Budapest making the moves on three vacationing female students from Trinity University in San Antonio. One of the girls was 20-year-old Laura Mallory Lane. A night of drinking ended up with Lane and Vaughn in bed together in his hotel room, all of which was documented in an email written to 22 of her sorority sisters. The email said:
"We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex, but it was just as good :)…"
Man, this sounds almost exactly like my Thanksgiving. Except, instead of getting oral from 20-year-olds in exotic lands, I put on a play that recreated the first Thanksgiving, starring my stuffed animals. I’m a big winner!
(more and a copy of the email on star here, mallory's blogspot here)
2 words…beer goggles…we’ve all been there
‘I get older, but the girls stay the same age…’
Let’s see . .. tap the 38-year-old version of Aniston, or tap the 20-year-old clone of Aniston . . . Since I assume Vaughn doesn’t own a time machine, this was the next best thing.
I don’t think she looks anything like Jennifer. Anyways, on a completely unrelated sidenote, that guy in the last picture’s pretty hot.
jenn:”you did what? with who?”—— Vince:”i got completely wasted with some beautiful european girls but i got too wasted and called them whores or something in their native tongue, so stumbling out of the bar I heard a very familiar accent, walked over to the blonde of the group and said, hey blondie, your with me, we went to the hotel and, remember when I asked you to play with mr. piper, well she was real excited about the possibility and who am i to get in the way of a girl and her ambitions”——-Jenn” so you were with some hot european chicks?”——Vince”ummm ::pulls phone away from phone and gives a weird stare:: yes jenn, I was with some hot european chicks ::mouths what fuck to himself::” Jenn—”so you dont love me do you”—-Vince:”::pulls phone from ear and gives weird stare again::umm, well, I do when I am sober but I think there may be some more underlying issues here jenn”—Jen”no, you love them”—vince:”ok jen, I love them, umm, I dont think we should do this anymore”—Jenn”wait vince, no dont do this to me, my publicist warned me about another break-up, it will make me look bad this time, like i cant hold on to or please a man, vince, please dont do this, vince?, hello vince?—dial tone
Agree with James… beer goggles. What a bunch of fugglies in the first pic
Why do guys always cheat with women more fug than their girlfriends?
Nice - this is the type of news we like to see! Can’t wait for Jen’s rebound hook up pics. i’m thinking dennis rodman..
“we didn’t have sex but it was just as good”–meaning what, you talked? Cuddled? Watched HBO on the hotel TV? Full intercourse, oral, anal, mutual masturbation,armpit screwing, footjobs, IT’S ALL SEX! It’s just a matter of degree. BTW, “Jenn spent Thanksgiving alone with Courteney Cox-Arquette”–LOL. Either she was alone OR with C C-A. No wait, I guess being with C C-A is almost like being alone…only worse.
generally it happens when there g/f dont put out, dont please them in some way, feel inferior, so they go out, get drunk and take what they can get….i guess, self-confidence issues would have been a shorter answer….damn long answers, I hate you
I don’t understand this at all. Vince Vaughn is a movie star, which means that women will fuck him regardless of what he looks like. He could smell like rotting garbage and still hook up with a hotter woman than anyone here ever could. And yet when he decides to cheat, he cheats with…that. Her gums are so large that I have to believe she only recently escaped from a secret dental research laboratory in Nevada.
holy shit…I am just gonna give up correcting myself, my mistakes are too numerous….*their……damn, my teachers always said my proof reading would come back and bite me in the ass
armpit screwing..lol my money is on that. she has a nice pair of pits!
Trinity College…Hahaha swesome.
He was in a foreign country so the language barrier may have been a factor. It probably isn’t a coincidence that he ended up banging the only other Americans there. I’m sure they were hot at the time. Y’know, by default. Like when you’re at a bar or a party and all the really hot chicks leave so the average ones get bumped up to hot status for the sake of having someone to hit on. You just have to keep the whiskey flowing.
thewizard…read account above, its from the vince/jenn movie….true story
Well, the WERE drinking before hooking up, so that explains a lot. Another wwtdd? whore…
lisa…of course, that was for you my dear
monkey, so what did you decide on for break
omelete and inglash muffin