You probably assumed that Paris and Nicky Hilton spent the weekend working on an AIDS quilt or a new translation of "the Odyssey", but instead they acted like spoiled whores. Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either. But according to these pictures in yesterdays News of the World, it's true. At this point, I'd like to ask you to open the envelope I gave you earlier, the one that contained my psychic prediction. You'll see that I drew a picture of Paris acting like a slut. Pretty amazing, huh.
They should use that pic as their Christmas card. “Happy Christmas from the Hiltons!”
You gotta wonder if they’re not turning eachother on just a little…
Look at the Man Hands on that lazy-eyed diseased bitch! It’s like a big foam finger…
Too much ugly.. I can’t handle it.. ugly overload! Gah! .. At least the chick on the far right in the last pic is pretty smokin’- too bad it still doesn’t compensate for the ugly she has stuck to her right side.
They are swapping STD’s
ass to ass! I SAID ASS TO ASS!!!!
why is nicky so fug when paris is hot. was she dropped at birth?
The Hiltons must be very proud that teaching their children how to be sluts for fame has paid off so well.
Christ, man, I haven’t eaten lunch yet. You trying to make me dry heave?
those bitches hafta be high on e or something
WTF! Who said Paris is hot? I lost the comment, but i’ll find it! OH YES! I will find it!
As for that last picture, how can such a group be so rich and yet none of them know how to put on makeup? I’m a hetero guy, and I could have done better than these nasty whores.
Although, the friend in the black thing on right isn’t quite as scuzzy as the other three. But there is a absolutely scuzz factor.
slip: The question should be “why is nicky so fug when paris is slightly less fug.”
At least Nicky looks like she is not posing for the camera like her slutty big sister, for whom every moment in public is a calculated, scripted exercise in how to be a totally useless famewhore.
Oh yea, and say it with me Monkeypants: Miggs was right!
What you CAN’T see in the fourth picture is the priest trying to throw holy water on them.
Ah! I’m giving all my HiltonHonors points to charity and staying at Marriott from now on. That will show them!
Hot chicks always keep one (or in extreme cases, two) unattractive friend in their group. Y’know, to throw off the curve. Since when did fug start travelling in packs? They’re messing with the natural order and sucking all the hotness right offa this site. Ew. I can feel my standards lowering as I type. If anyone ever sees my picture in the paper between these two, for the love of god, kill me. A lot.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” —— a tuesday.
Is it just me or in picture #5 doesn’t Nicki look like a cross between Big Bird and Richie Sambora caught in the headlights.
To me, it seems like the brunnette is the most attractive of the group and the 3 fug blondes are there to make her look good.