Britney Spear’s may be pregnant for a third time, according to new reports. Sources speculate this is why Britney has recently gained weight again and why she's been getting sick recently. Spears gave birth to Jayden James just four months ago, so a third pregnancy would be right on her usual pace. She got pregnant for the second time just three months after giving birth to Sean Preston. In Touch says:
“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”
Well, lets not get carried away. Britney gets a sparkle in her eye a lot. Like that time she saw a cardboard cut-out of Twinkie the Kid. "I cunna hep notice you lukin atme." Then she ran her finger seductively over his lasso. "Yeah, yeah Ima tek you home, tek you to da 'boo-dwah'. N then I'm guna eat you up. Guna eat you up goood."
Who impregnated her? The Sta-puft Marshmallow Man?
If that is a new picture, CHRIST women breast feed your children so you can have some time off from birthin new ones.
Actually, it would f-ing hilarious if it’s another one of K-Fed’s spawn. Oh, the irony.
it has to be EARL’s baby. think about it. if she got knocked up by him people will think “well, maybe they were trying to reconcile over the last few months” but if she’s knocked up by some new guy i think this would be the last straw for any hopes of a comeback.
If she really is preggers, she’d better start wearing underwear before the baby just falls out in the middle of the grocery store.
let’s also talk about how that “sparkle” in her eye is usually caused by consuming inordinate amounts of coke, jaeger & vodka-cranberry. gotta help them yung ‘uns grow up big n strong!!!
I did it, it was me. mmmhmmhmmm. I took birth control for like a week before we did it (yeah we did it we did it!) this wasn’t supposed to happen. We’re gonna name the baby butthead.
Sweet 8 lb 6 oz baby jesus! She can’t possibly be knocked up again! She’s gonna need to install a bar code reader to keep up with them all. Also, if she’s pregnant and was hammering back drinks on New Year’s Eve, she’s not only stupid but dangerous. Only a complete moron would be smoking and drinking like she is if she thought she was preg…sweet 8 lb 6 oz baby jesus!
Fetal alcholol syndrome, anyone?
I can confirm that she is pregnant. When I pointed the Skank-O-Meter (Patent Pending), the reading was even higher that it was usually.
okay, it is definitely time to board up her slit. cut out the lights and shut it down. no more rides at brit’s slit themepark anymore. i just hope there is a “baby daddy” paternity scandal like the one with anna nicole.
oh christ, now we’re gonna read “oops, she did it again” AGAIN. can someone just plug that nasty hole of hers already!
Notice the red string here? Remember when she was looking into Kabala and then said her kids would be her religion? Must be that she has found her religion again if she is knocked-up. Because for a while there she seemed like she had gone athiest on her child-religion. Why do I remember things she said so long ago? Because I haven’t found the brain bleach. Please tell me where I can find some.
That bitch needs to keep her legs closed for the good of humanity.
Well why don’t we all just wait to see what happens in a few months before we all jump on the bandwaggon? While I can’t stand her it is wrong to “assume” she is preggo when there are no “facts” to support it at this time.
She got pregnant by sitting on a dirty toilet seat.
Proving that she is indeed trailer trash… She is going to have some proper Baby-Mama-Drama!
Somebody should buy her a TV.
After the birth of kid #3, how much do you want to bet that this white trash ho takes this infant back to Wlamart and “tries to get her money back” or better yet, “regifts” the infant to Angelina Jolie?
“They take EVERYTHING back at Wal-Mart”
how can this horrid waste get pregnant again while so many people out there who would actually love their children can’t? hopefully, for the child’s sake, she killed it with her constant vodka and cocaine cocktails.