01.23.2007 AND THE NOMINEES ARE…

The nominees for the 79th Academy Awards were announced this morning, and "Dreamgirls" leads the pack with 8 nominations, including Best Supporting Actor for Eddie Murphy and Best Supporting Actress for Jennifer Hudson.  Surprisingly, it did not receive nods for Best Picture or Best Director.  "Dreamgirls" has long been considered the front runner to win both those awards.  The nominees are:

BEST PICTURE: BABEL, THE DEPARTED, LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, THE QUEEN

BEST DIRECTOR: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (Babel,) Martin Scorsese (The Departed,) Clint Eastwood (Letters from Iwo Jima,) Stephen Frears (The Queen) and Paul Greengrass (United 93)…

BEST ACTOR:
Leonardo DiCaprio (Blood Diamond,) Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson,) Peter O'Toole (Venus,) Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness,) Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)

BEST ACTRESS: Penelope Cruz (Volver,) Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal,) Helen Mirren (The Queen,) Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada,) Kate Winslet (Little Children)

In my mind, the real surprise here is Ryan Gosling.  Not that he's on the list, but that he's even working in Hollywood and having sex with Rachel McAdams.  He's so damn average, and she's so damn pretty.  You could send me to do an interview with him, and replace him with a plank of wood that someone put a little hat on and I'm not positive I would even notice.  I would just think he was being stuck up.  And I dare you to make less sense than him and Rachel.  Pictures of him with her make no sense, they don't even look real, it's like when you go to Universal Studios and get a picture of yourself shaking hands with President Bush or as Sportsmen of the Year. There's just no way this dork is really with this angel.

See the full list of nominees HERE.



(62) Comments

  1. Willie Beamin 01/23/2007 09:40

    The Departed

  2. Willie Beamin 01/23/2007 09:40

    all the way

  3. Laylo 01/23/2007 09:45

    it’s Martin Scorsese year! I can feel it!

  4. WilliamtheBloody 01/23/2007 09:52

    Ryan must have powers. Political powers.

  5. BarbadoSlim 01/23/2007 10:01

    Will FUCKING Smith, Will “welcone no’ eart” Smith, nigga please.

    I’m sick of his schtick, he doesn’t even act.

    Happy for O’Toole hope he gets it, or Ghost Dog.

  6. JC 01/23/2007 10:02

    Actresses are nuts and will sleep with anyone for any “reason”.

  7. God 01/23/2007 10:04

    7th.

  8. bryce 01/23/2007 10:07

    The Oscars are pretty much an irrelevant circle jerk. People who earn too much money gather round to slap each other on the back and tell each other how great they are. Anyone who is into film knows that the Oscars aren’t about film, it’s about politics and the ‘industry’. When was the last time the ‘best picture’ won the ‘Best Picture’ award? However, it does mean that all the players and hangers-on come out in public so that we can make fun of them, so not a total loss…

  9. Eduardo 01/23/2007 10:10

    2 Comments here- 1) Yes, Rachel McAdams is fricking good looking. Better brunette than blonde too. However, anyone ever see that really hi-res nip slip of her? MY GOD, they’re HAIRY. Sorry, turned my back on her forever that day. –Comment 2: Peter O’Toole….not only the best stage name EVER, but I thought he died 10 years ago. Seriously.

  10. Anthony 01/23/2007 10:12

    No nomination for Beyonce? Maybe next time eh? Judi Dench must be sucking all the right cocks to get nominated every fucking year just for playing yet another old cunt. It’s hardly a fucking stretch for her.

  11. bryce 01/23/2007 10:15

    lol Anthony… slightly grumpy today? And when you’ve been in the business as long as her I’d think you’d know everything there is to know about sucking dick. She prolly lets producers/directors do the ‘angry dragon’ to her… :-)

  12. Ryan13 01/23/2007 10:17

    There’s no way that the crusty, self-righteous, overtly-liberal gladhanders at the Academy will award such a nihilistic, violent and darkly funny film like “The Departed” with it’s top honors, but GOD-DAMMIT, I’m pulling for it. Here here, Marty. You truly are the best.

  13. Spaulding 01/23/2007 10:22

    nicely put bloody william, i was just talking about that simpsons episode with a buddy of mine last week.

    ps. hooray for pans labrynth and little miss sunshine.

  14. Anthony 01/23/2007 10:24

    The Lord giveth (nowt for Beyonce) and he taketh away (Dench again). Biel should have been given Dench’s nomination for the effort she’s put into making her ass that good. That my friends is dedication to your craft.

  15. Eathan 01/23/2007 10:29

    Where is Keeley Hazel’s nomination?

  16. Marl 01/23/2007 10:30

    “Borat” snubbed? An outrage!

  17. Juan 01/23/2007 10:33

    Slow sleaze day, eh? Ok, here’s my comments. Eddie Murphy is clearly getting a “make-good” nomination to compensate for the times he was unfairly ignored (The Nutty Professor, The Adventures of Pluto Nash), but I think he’s on a roll, if the adds for “Norbit” mean anything (and I think they DO). And if Scorsese didn’t get an Oscar for “Boxcar Bertha,” he sure as hell ain’t getting one for some lame commercial piece of exploitation (DiCaprio and Damon?) aimed at the readers of “Tiger Beat.” Of course, the last movie I saw in a theatre was “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties,” so what the hell do I know?

  18. Mike09 01/23/2007 10:41

    I just think it is supremely awesome that Beyonce got upstaged, again. Yes, that is some genuine hate that you smell.

  19. Max Fisher 01/23/2007 10:41

    Who’s on First? Max Fisher, that’s who!

  20. Cry me a river 01/23/2007 10:43

    20!

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