BRITNEY IS GOING TO REHAB. MAYBE.

Life and Style says that Britney Spears checked into Sanctuary, a spa in Arizona on New Years Day, just hours after drinking so much on New Years Eve that she passed out.  Based on stuff they made up, this may be the first stop on the way to a full stint in an alchol rehab.  MSNBC says:

(Britney) reportedly checked into an exclusive spa “for some R&R” — and some are wondering if the a third “R” — rehab — is in store … “With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious,” says a source.  Spears’ rep couldn’t be reached for comment, but L&S reports that the singer’s parents are urging their daughter to go into therapy.  “It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral,” an “insider” told the mag. “It’s so sad.”

Keep in mind that Life and Style will say just about anything.  Like one time they claimed I haven't kissed a girl in two years.  Whatever.  Since when is 23 months considered "two years".  See what I mean.  They just lie to hurt my feelings.