Life and Style says that Britney Spears checked into Sanctuary, a spa in Arizona on New Years Day, just hours after drinking so much on New Years Eve that she passed out. Based on stuff they made up, this may be the first stop on the way to a full stint in an alchol rehab. MSNBC says:
(Britney) reportedly checked into an exclusive spa “for some R&R” — and some are wondering if the a third “R” — rehab — is in store … “With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious,” says a source. Spears’ rep couldn’t be reached for comment, but L&S reports that the singer’s parents are urging their daughter to go into therapy. “It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral,” an “insider” told the mag. “It’s so sad.”
Keep in mind that Life and Style will say just about anything. Like one time they claimed I haven't kissed a girl in two years. Whatever. Since when is 23 months considered "two years". See what I mean. They just lie to hurt my feelings.
A bandaid can’t cure generations of white trashism.
Only the Shooter character in Hoosiers knows how to clean up. The hospital, until it hurts.
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Brendon, about that no-kissy-gurls rumor: webcam, my friend, webcam.
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Is it not Spam is blogspot is hand typed? ;)
This can only be good news. Nobody gave Kfed any credit at all but maybe, just maybe, he’s a genius. He knew she’d hit self destruct without the Fed-man. Oh man if he got the kids! Happy days my friends.
Wah! My heart bleeds…
I ruined my career, nobody likes me, I’m white trash, I can’t handle raising my kids AND putting on my undies.
I see a career in third-rate porn in your future girlie!
Please make it go away.
Rehab? Christ, this white trash trainwreck needs new genes.
Yeah, put her in some sort of radioactive chamber to create a She-hulk… Doritos, SMASH!!!
Sorry to mention Kfed again everyone but …I can’t help but feel slightly jealous that he’ll forever be the last man to have fucked a hot britney spears.
And the trophy for Mom of The Year goes to….
The descent into porn which, if we are all honest with ourselves, is what we all wished for at the peak of her fame looks like to be well on the way! Hopefullt the Spa will tidy her up a little bit prior to required squinting in prep for the essential money shot! can’t wait
Awesome visual bryce. “Don’t make me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry…” Hey, maybe that’s why she wasn’t wearing panties and her clothes are trashed. Hmmmmm
Just a few months ago, did you ever think you’d ever seriously even consider the thought that “the kids would be better off with K-Fed”? I swear this whole thing must be in the Book of Revelations.
i miss EARL.
Dude, a money shot isn’t quite the same when there’s a cesarean section scar present. Hey maybe thats just me! I’d find it difficult to ejaculate looking at fresh birth scars.
As her downward spiral continues : http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/
Her kids are so luck to have a high priced nanny instead of a mommy like her._________ “I’m sorry kids, your mommy is going to be AWAY for a couple of months but she will be back soon.”