01.02.2007 BRITNEY SPEARS PASSED OUT

Britney Spears collapsed at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas late on New Years Eve after drinking pineapple rum cocktails with champagne.  This is the second time in two weeks that Spears has been carried out of a nightclub.  She also needed help getting to her car after leaving Les Deux in Hollywood about 2 a.m. on Dec. 22.   Spears was hosting the New Years party for PURE when she blacked out around 1 a.m.  Her reps confirm that she was drinking but claim Britney was simply exhausted because of “a hard days work” and did not faint.  They admit she needed help getting back to her room but say it was only because she was so tired.  The Post says:

Spears was talking with one of her male dancers on a tented cabana bed when she said she wanted to leave, stood up and "she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor," a source said.  The source said the group pulled her onto the bed and called security to "get her out as quickly as possible."

Someone needs to go back to representative school because claiming Britney blacked out in a bar because she was working too hard is kind of insulting.  He might as well have said she was ascending into heaven or that she collapsed because her spirit was appearing to some kids who were drowning, telling them to “hold on, you can do it!”




(47) Comments

  1. Jed 01/02/2007 10:39

    First!

  2. Jed 01/02/2007 10:40

    And I got nothing to add other then “dumb bitch”.

  3. Ken 01/02/2007 10:41

    Good Christ she looks about 40 in the banner pic

  4. gyna 01/02/2007 10:42

    Her face is starting to look old. Nice wrinkles, sugarbuns.

  5. Beth 01/02/2007 10:46

    One word comes to mind…disaster. Did she borrow one of Liza Minelli’s dresses? This chick is going to implode any minute. Tick Tick Tick Tock.

  6. Willie Beamin 01/02/2007 11:00

    panties or no panties..that is the question

  7. Joey 01/02/2007 11:05

    why does anyone care about her anymore, anyway? and she does look like shes approaching 40, not 30, fast!

  8. Aaron03 01/02/2007 11:07

    I say no panties. Remember she has an allergy to panties. Remember the thing that wasn’t mentioned her people say no pictures get her out of here.

  9. Stacy02 01/02/2007 11:12

    In the last few pictures Britney looks as confused as I do to where the bottom half of her outfit went.

  10. Aaron 01/02/2007 11:16

    Stay classy, Las Vegas!

  11. Willie Beamin 01/02/2007 11:18

    She looks confused as to where her career went.

  12. Anthony 01/02/2007 11:37

    Well it was New Year’s Eve; everyone gets a free pass on New Year’s Eve… well that’s gonna form the basis of my defence anyway. Goddamn Vatican security - the cattle stampede didn’t cause that much damage.

  13. Scoobster 01/02/2007 11:41

    Yeah, I guess all this should really sideswipe everyone’s image of her, considering what a class act she was before. Procreating with Federline (among other things) certainly couldn’t have clued anyone in to what trash she actually was or anything.

  14. DQDude 01/02/2007 11:42

    Hey what is it with Britney Spears, Las Vegas and New Years Eve? Last time she went to Vegas on New Years she married some guy for 55 hours.

    This time she passes out drunk while on the job hosting the party at Pure.

    It could be worse.. She could travel to Boston and get married to Paris Hilton, then pass out drunk

  15. Jim 01/02/2007 11:50

    I can’t wait until someone takes her kids away. Who am I kidding….she’s rich. That’ll never happen.

  16. Lisa02 01/02/2007 12:00

    I think she sold her youth to the devil in exchange for a skinny body. She is so ugly and rotten.
    And WTF, does her infant son even know he has a mother? They are the new generation of Lost Boys.

  17. Lars 01/02/2007 12:03

    Britney Spears…german for “a whale’s vagina”

  18. Angela 01/02/2007 12:04

    I think she was tired from taking care of her kids all day like a responsible mother and she just couldn’t stay up any more knowing she had to get up early and be there for them. HaHaHa… wait, it’s not even funny anymore. It’s just sad.

  19. Doctress Leisa 01/02/2007 12:17

    Never mind that shit…here comes Mongo!

  20. T-bird 01/02/2007 12:29

    starving, displaced orphans in somalia have a better chance of reaching age 5 than brit ever gaining an ounce of respect again.

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