BRITNEY WONT GET PAID

Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas may not pay Britney Spears the $400,000 promised to her as the host of their New Years Eve party because she got drunk, passed out and left before fulfilling her obligation.  The New York Daily News says:

"Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing," alleges a close source … the club is "furious" with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep — implying the place is boring … an insider familiar with the club says: "The moment a celebrity gets into one of those deals they are on the clock. They are watched to the minute, and they are not allowed to leave early. It's a contractual obligation."

A lot of people think that just showing up is good enough, and that the contract is really just more of a outline.  At least that's what the sex slave in the trunk of my car tired to claim.