
Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas may not pay Britney Spears the $400,000 promised to her as the host of their New Years Eve party because she got drunk, passed out and left before fulfilling her obligation. The New York Daily News says:
"Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing," alleges a close source … the club is "furious" with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep — implying the place is boring … an insider familiar with the club says: "The moment a celebrity gets into one of those deals they are on the clock. They are watched to the minute, and they are not allowed to leave early. It's a contractual obligation."
A lot of people think that just showing up is good enough, and that the contract is really just more of a outline. At least that's what the sex slave in the trunk of my car tired to claim.









Oh, Boo friggin’ Hoo! My heart blleds that she won’t be able to feed her kids Cheetos this month.
What is 400K to her anyways? That is pocket change.
Its just too good to be true. This shit’s just too easy now. Some one just put her to sleep.
Uh, “Bleeds” sorry. Errrrr!
I seem to have a fettish for the word ‘just’
I mis-read the headline: ‘Britney won’t get Laid’ I thought that was stating the obvious really…
$400,000 will buy he a lot of chewing gum, halter tops, and a nice new set of tires on her double-wide…
I bet she says ya’ll a lot…
Did Pure think that they were getting some kind of “classy” celebrity when they hired this hayseed? Have the promoters of Pure not seen pictures or read stories of her recent misadventures?
I put the blame squarely on the people who perpetuate her celebrity status… just like my little brother, if you ignore him he goes away.
Pure would’ve been better off with squinty eyed banjo playing kid from Deliverance…at least that fucker can put away the hooch without fainting.
If I was Pure I would not only not pay her I would serve her with a lawsuit for breach of contract and for the other idiot PR moves made on new years, I would be slapping her with a defamation lawsuit. How much would I seek, a really cool million dollars.
Boy, this is a tough place to work! I’ve had at least a dozen jobs where I still got paid even though I got drunk and passed out. Oh, they CALLED it “severance pay” and “unemployment insurance,” but it’s all about the Benjamins, homie.
I went to Pure about a year and a half ago. The place is boring! Its overpriced, ostentatious, faker than the tits of the porn stars at the CES show that year. Its the perfect place for trailer trash Britney, her wigger Fed-Ex and the rest of the Hollywood trash heap that have lots of money, bad taste, and no constitution. You like partying with coke whores and ditzy cum-gargling bimbos, Pure is the place for you.
Did someone say whore and bimbos? Sounds like my kind of girls.
Am I wrong or could we not average out Britney and Keira Knightley (both from the current era) into two really hot, shapely women… You’ve got Brit’s rolls, thunder thighs and dumpy face… You’ve got Keira’s gorgeous face and nigh-on exposed skeleton… Can’t we just smunch these two together?
More ammunition for ‘hard work’ comments. It’s indecent that she gets paid that amount to show up at a party. And it’s friggin’ hilarious that she still screwed it up.
Check out K-Fed getting his ass kicked on WWE wrestling. Fake or not, it’s still fun to watch him get slammed around. http://popsugar.com/95850
Hold on. Fuckoff a minute. She was promised $400,000? For that much dough i’d want James Brown at my party and a recently deceased James Brown would still be better value for money than the hopeless Britney. Get up. Get on up.
If we smashed those two together, Keira would break and Britney would have dents in her cellulite.
Anthony, don’t forget to write it into the contract that Mr Brown is obligated to “stay on the scene” for a minimum of two hours. ZING!