Brooke Burke gave birth to a baby daughter yesterday at St. Johns Hospital in Santa Monica. Burke, 35, and her fiancé David Charvet, 34, named the baby Heaven Rain. Its Brookes third daughter, proving once and for all that god is a man. People says:
"Brooke had a very smooth delivery, with her fiancé David by her side," rep Nancy Iannios tells PEOPLE exclusively. "They are thrilled to be back at home now with their gorgeous baby girl. It's a very exciting time for them."
Holy crap. Imagine you're the gynecologist looking down the list of patients for the day and you see Brooke Burkes name on there. I'd immediately go brush my teeth and make a mix tape. Honest to God, if I were her OBGYN, I'd conclude every visit by giving her a dozen roses and my cell number.
The true definition of MILF ladies and gentlemen.
First song on that mix tape? ‘Open Arms’ by Journey. I’m guessin’. Boobs make me think of that song. I’m doomed.
“Her fiance by her side,” undoubtedly well-manscaped.
I think seeing a head coming out of that piece of heaven might ruin it for me.
“I’d immediately go brush my teeth and make a mix tape.” Not being critical, but that’s the funniest thing you’ve written this year. Oh, and I’d suck her toes and kiss her in places she forgot to wash right after she loses the baby weight and tightens it all up.
Look at those 2 smug fuckers in the banner pic. The chances of this kid being fug are somewhere between slim and not-a-fucking-chance-in-hell. Man i hope her boobs stay that big after the birth.
Is every fucking Hollywood yuppy going to name their poor innocent newborn with a name resembling something in nature, or their favorite taste or color, or fruit? This is bullshit; Heaven Rain??? WTF are people thinking??? Like that guy on that show My Name Is Earl…he named his fuckin kid Pilot Inspektor. These people ought to be strapped to chairs and caddle prodded until they get a grip on reality. This isn’t a Fictional Children’s book in the Land of Screwy names! This is their children! For the rest of the childs life it has to go through countless odd looks after telling people its name; “Hello, my name is Heaven Rain…yea, I know. I hate my parents, too.” And people say I am weird for wanting to name my first son Cosmo? I can go on and on with this shit all day but I can’t afford countless nose bleeds…fuck you, hollywood.
Do implants swell like real ones when one gives birth? You should know, you’re a Doctor…
Brian, they still lactate, implants or not. So yeh even fake boobies swell during pregnancy, proof again there is a god and he has a penis. Just a quick point Cosmo… When you’re as hot and famous as that girl is gonna be when she grows up, it won’t matter that she’s got a porn star name. Infact i’d definitely like to bang a girl called Heaven Rain.
I feel much better now
Doctor, there sure are worse names to give a newborn…and yes, that will be one fine female, however, you have to agree that certain names like Apple, or Ragne Beau (pronounced Rainbow) are rediculous names and these stars are not thinking clearly. Heaven Rain is def a porn star name, you’re right on the money.
“right on the moneySHOT.” Fixed.
Yeah, that name is definitely porn star material. Well, let the countdown begin – 17 years, 364 days. In related news, Wilmer Valderrama sends his number to Heaven Rain…
Oh – and yeah I would definitely ride Brooke Burke until every hole looked like Paris’. Hell, after she gave birth, I would kiss gently on the forehead, tell her how much she makes me happy and then unzip my pants and say, “Can you take care of this hard-on for me?”
Let’s not jump on the “guaranteed hotttt” train just yet… I seem to remember lots of people speculating that Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams would be the parents of the world’s most beautiful baby and it was “you-ain’t-got-no-alibi” unattractive…
Shit, she’s birthed THREE kids and looks that good? Bitch! ;)
Never mind her–I want to give HIM a dozen roses and my cellphone number. First song on the mix tape? Either “Let’s get it on” or “Why don’t we do it in the road?”. I’m torn.
Screw her I’m having his child!
Heaven Rain. Here’s to another future “Pole Acrobat”. Cheers!
If I were the fiance, I would make that whore get her tubes tied already.