CARRIE UNDERWOOD IS SINGLE

Despite reports in the New York Post and various online sources, Carrie Underwood says she is not dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.  In fact, she barely even knows him.  Underwood says:

"I have read some of the most ridiculous things about that.  The first time I ever met him was on Christmas, right there on the field. Everybody was like, 'Ooh, they are together.' And then I was blamed for Dallas not winning that game. . . . He is a very nice guy and I've talked to him a few times, but we are very much not together."

The lifelong Cowboys fan went on to say, "Of course maybe he'd have a chance if he hadn't fumbled away the god damn playoffs.  You saw it, the Cowboys needed a 20 yard field goal to beat the Seahawks and he fumbled the damn snap.  It's a football – he cant catch a damn football?!?  It's not like they threw a live chicken at him and it was flapping around and attacking him.  Footballs are specially made so people can catch them.  It's not like he had to catch a mattress.  Maybe they should use a beach ball, Tony.  How about that.  And you should get 3 tries, like kickball.  And instead of big mean men chasing you, they should hold up signs that say, "YOU CAN DO IT, TONY!!!".  And the "Tony" is spelled with a little heart instead of an O.  Jesus Christ.  Oh, and another thing, he has kinda big ears.  In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be talking this loud."