Despite reports in the New York Post and various online sources, Carrie Underwood says she is not dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. In fact, she barely even knows him. Underwood says:
"I have read some of the most ridiculous things about that. The first time I ever met him was on Christmas, right there on the field. Everybody was like, 'Ooh, they are together.' And then I was blamed for Dallas not winning that game. . . . He is a very nice guy and I've talked to him a few times, but we are very much not together."
The lifelong Cowboys fan went on to say, "Of course maybe he'd have a chance if he hadn't fumbled away the god damn playoffs. You saw it, the Cowboys needed a 20 yard field goal to beat the Seahawks and he fumbled the damn snap. It's a football - he cant catch a damn football?!? It's not like they threw a live chicken at him and it was flapping around and attacking him. Footballs are specially made so people can catch them. It's not like he had to catch a mattress. Maybe they should use a beach ball, Tony. How about that. And you should get 3 tries, like kickball. And instead of big mean men chasing you, they should hold up signs that say, "YOU CAN DO IT, TONY!!!". And the "Tony" is spelled with a little heart instead of an O. Jesus Christ.
Oh, and another thing, he has kinda big ears. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be talking this loud."
Dumbo the Flying Elephant
lmfao, that put me in a great mood for the rest of the day. She’d have been my new personal hero if she had released a statement like that…haha
Hehehe, but seriously who the fuck is she again?
Underwho?
Who gives a fuck as to who she is - she is fucking nice!
“He is a very nice guy and I’ve talked to him a few times, but we are very much not together.” She then added, “I don’t know, he didn’t even hit on me. What’s up with that? I mean, EVERYBODY hits on me. Am I ugly? Am I too fat? Boo hoo hoo, I want to die!!”
Seriously. She’s hot. Out of one, I would definitely fucking give her one. Hell I’d fuck her ugly sister if I could fuck her afterwards. If she has an ugly sister. Probably her sister is hot though, so double score there.
I’d root for the Nazis over “America’s Team”, so whatever the reason Romo dropped the ball - good for him!
Somehow I think that you were lovin’ Romo –maybe even had a Romosexual thang going on before he flubbed the hold–
The whole incident made me smile.
“And then I was blamed for Dallas not winning that game.” Get over yourself. I’m sure Romo dropped the ball because he was busy thinking, “Ooooh, if I execute this 99-out-of-100 play just right, maybe Carrie Overunder … Carrie Underalls … um, what’s her name again? … will throat me!” Yeah, that explains it.
Because I have a modicum of education, taste, and culture, I’ve never watched American Idol or listened to country music….so I actually had to use Google to find out who this broad is. Eh, she’s cute-ish but nothing overly special. Stringy ass hair, bad bleach job, big teeth, flat nose, low slung tiddies, and a frame like a coat hanger. I know about a dozen bartender chicks who are a helluva lot hotter.
Isn’t that the One-hit.wonder from 2001? Anyway, I’d hit it maybe on sundays after balls game.
Carrie, be careful. Your own people, or even AI did this hype.
LoRider 10:08. So true. When the cowgirls lose the rest of us win just a little. I would do kelly but I am almost certain that she would find me offensive.
On my calendar, Christmas was almost a month ago. Why is she talking about this now? Ahh, yes… Because she wants me to keep thinking about skeeting on her chesticles… Okay Blondie. I’ll play your little game.
It would have been interesting to hear the headlines about a big football player breaking her tiny ass in half though. I tell ya, some of these chicks need to start putting a little meat on their bones, it’s starting to get a bit sickening. If you want an example, see the Biel picture coming up, much much better.
Carrie Underwood is single? Will Jesus take the wheel on that one? Is Jesus above donkey punching the bitch if she acts like she’s asking for it? I don’t know, you be the judge.
Man it amazes me what money can do for people. I mean it’s not like she was ever an uggo, but shit, she didn’t look like this after idol. She definately used to eat a whole lot more in the past.
tranny-alarm
somebody stole her lips
I listen to KISW and they’re tight with the Seahawks team and Josh Brown (the Seahawks kicker) said he’s got a thing for Carrie Underwood too. The way he described it on air a few weeks ago was that he’s probably further along in the process of getting into her than Tony Romo could ever hope to be. Apparently they text each other quite a bit and Josh Brown used Matt Hasselbeck as his wingman the night he first met her. In conclusion, Go Josh Brown, Go Seahawks!