Pictured: Lindsay Lohan jogging in high heels and a bikini with a cigarette yesterday in Miami,
Not pictured: dignity, chastity, penicillin.
God only knows what Lindsay is doing here, but in her defense, it's Miami, a forced-penetration powder keg where there's a 50-50 chance she'll be kidnapped and sold into slavery. Although, if she was, it would end up like some John Hughes movie where she's such a pain in the ass, the kidnappers end up paying a ransom to get rid of her. Hijinks would ensue and guys would get hit in the balls a lot. And in the end, we'd all learn a little about ourselves and a lot about love. Rated PG-13.
Thank God For Lindsay
Pretty sure the guy behind her is chasing her. I would run too, look at the grin on that fucker. He looks like he’d go dirty on Rosanne Barr, never mind what he’d do to Lindsay.
Where’s the appendectomy scar?
This is Bionic Woman in real life. Appendix out, dances the nite away…couple of days later, jogging in high heels, no surgery scar, ciggie in hand. Alternate theory: she has no scar because the docs just reached up through her fire crotch and yanked the appendix out with their bare hands.
BTW, did I forget to say… I’D HIT IT.
First thing I thought when I saw her face: Apparently Elvis has been reincarnated as a slutty, drunken celebrity trainwreck.
this is the happiest day of my life…I think my testicles are dropping…
If I handled her PR I’d be having a heart attack. Couldn’t she at least TRY to pretend she had surgery?
Traditional appendectomies are probably a thing of the past. I think all they do is to insert a laser, shrink the appendix and pneumatically remove it.
She has the money for that type of surgery.
She removed her own appendix, rolled it up and smoked it. Same way Eddie Van Halen beat cancer.
i hate the twat, but she does have any amazing body…
How high do you have to be?
Hahaha. What a goofy.
oh well. we did have a one day break from her. She’s just so god damn crazy that she can’t stay out of the news.
lol. another good one.
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that hooker is trying to get back on her corner before her pimp finds out she took a smoke break.
is there any way to ban carpemundus?
That fourth picture looks like she is crop dusting the guy behind her with a little SBD.
Miami is trying to go one-up on Pamplona. Instead of the “running of the bulls,” this is the “running of the slutty movie star.”
she probably just blew the stalker guy in a port-a-john for an 8 ball. he thinks they may have something special. she’s now fueled up for her escape.