It's easy to see why Orlando Bloom is such a devil with the ladies. Such a distinguished gentlemen. It's amazing he's not wearing a top hat and monocle, as he smokes a pipe and strolls the ground feeding the peacocks. He's like a prince, he is! And, oh my, he's just poured into that wetsuit. Rawr! Look at him, so confident in his sexuality, whatever that may one day turn out to be. No, I'm just kidding. If he were any gayer he have shoes with little bells on the tip.
why doesnt he just pee in the ocean?
Poor mans johnny depp…end of.
Is this really an article about someone taking a piss?
I’ll give him some credit; that’s actually a pretty beefy wave he’s riding in picture 4. Though he *is* riding a longboard, which turns him back into a nancy-boy.
Gayer than a toothpick - that’s what I always say.
Is he gayer than Keira’s bff clone of him? That is the question. And I was on bigger waves than that yesterday, and yes I peed in the sea like a normal person. (Sorry to all of you where ‘winter’ is ;-)
Serious? About longboards?
Dang. I was just getting the hang of it. Guess I gotta get a shortboard now.
Orlando Bloom is a horrible actor with an annoying accent that chicks find sexy. They think “Oh he must not be an asshole like other guys because he talks differently.” Every role Orlando has ever played in a movie sucked total ass (just like 90% of Brendon’s blog posts lately).
arnold: Ride what you want, you don’t do it for anyone else so do whatever makes you happy. Good luck.
How can a regular surfer be that white? Surf Beara?
As a diver I must add. There are two kinds of divers, Those that pee in their wetsuits and those that lie about it.
I know I’m contradicting myself here, but bryce is right - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with riding a longboard, provided you’re doing it to have fun as opposed to look cool (it’s a lot easier to look graceful on a longboard, so I’m convinced a good number of the surfers here in CA don’t ride shortboards because they don’t want to look klutzy while they’re getting the hang of it). Ragging on lonboarders is just an easy way for me to take a shot at Orlando, and the fact that he gets to surf in trunks and I’m still shivering my ass off in a fullsuit. Fucking winter.
That’s the truth Mark. What kind of mary, poser surfer gets out of the surf to pee on land. Oh, nice Snot-Rocket, Orlando. No wonder why the ladies love you. I bet he wipes the boogers on his sleeve too.
Zack: Water here is in the 80’s :-P
I always tagged him as a man sitter when he pee’s…
Stop pretending you don’t wipe boogers on your sleeve. I do pee in the water though….oh, I love this site.
we take too much time to make fun of the guy who spends too much time making fun of celebrities……..
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Damn Orlando is hot, who cares if hes trying to blow water out of his nose or has to take a leak! Who doesn’t at some point in their life?
Snot rockets = dead sexy, if you’re from the Far East! Nasty. Would not let said surfer boy hit it. Do not want.
I actually thought those pictures were somewhat redeaming.
Do animals attack you if you pee in their water? Just curious. As for the boogers, if they gotta come out, they gotta come out. That’s all there is to it. I still like him as an actor; now he’s just more human. More’s the pity — I liked him more as an unreachable star in the sky (who am I kidding? I’d still do him, if I weren’t so hot for Keira). :-)