01.18.2007 DIDDY IS SMOOTH

It's kinda touching that while Jessica Biel is trying to pose for pictures, Diddy is staring at her rack and falling in love, fanaticizing about tandem bike rides by a stream and laughing together on a swing and getting a daisy to do “she loves me, she loves me not”.   One thing is for certain though - he certainly looks handsome in his little coat.  And after pictures he pulled a bouquet of flowers out from his sleeve and made a tiger disappear!  Oooooo, ahhhhh!



(52) Comments

  1. Brian06 01/18/2007 10:14

    fantastic.

  2. Doc 01/18/2007 10:15

    First! And just got to say that Jessica’s rack would make me perform my own type of magic… Trouser magic! Ohh baby. I wish I could look at her tits and ass at the same time, but my brain would dissolve.

  3. Juan 01/18/2007 10:15

    I hardly think he is fantasizing about “bike rides by a stream.” Unless his face is the bike seat and J-Biel is the rider. Or J-Biel is the bike and Diddy is pedaling her as fast as he can. Gotta give him credit though, he knows how to sneak a peek so NOBODY notices.

  4. Doc 01/18/2007 10:16

    Aw dammit. but ‘Second!’ doesn’t carry quite the same kudos in the celebrity-blog-comment-section world. I suck.

  5. Juan 01/18/2007 10:16

    Is it even worth making the crack: Diddy is thinking, “NOW I know where the Golden Globes got their name?”

  6. Nutz 01/18/2007 10:20

    a victim of the modern age… poor, poor girl

  7. The_Doctor 01/18/2007 10:22

    Priceless. I’ll be honest, i never really liked Diddy much. Always seemed like a complete dick to me but this changes everything. It takes a certain kinda man to gawk at a womans rack even when the world’s press are taking your photo. Diddy, i salute you Sir.

  8. LoRider 01/18/2007 10:23

    Dammit Dammit Dammit! I wanted to have the first “Golden Globes” reference. I got aced out on the Vanilla Sky reference yesterday too on the Cameron Fug pics. I really have to spend more time on this site!

  9. Howard 01/18/2007 10:31

    Didn’t he change his name again? Isn’t like D. Dit. Do. now?
    J. Biel is hot in that I can rip a phone book in two for foreplay sort of way.
    I’d hit it.

  10. Rosie 01/18/2007 10:38

    is that photo for real? it looks as though someone did a really good job photoshopping….that’s hillarious.

  11. bryce 01/18/2007 10:39

    Hooray for tittays! Beil better not catch him staring or she’ll twist his arm until he cries.

  12. slip 01/18/2007 10:46

    great pic.

  13. Kylie 01/18/2007 10:54

    He looks as if he is in deep thought…

  14. Shatzy 01/18/2007 10:55

    Would’nt you?? i know u are right now!

  15. Korendil 01/18/2007 11:03

    He looks absolutely frightened by her rack.

  16. PollyAnna 01/18/2007 11:12

    Maybe it is photoshopped because one eye looks like it is focusing on her clavicles and the other looks like he is looking at her shoulder. Or is he just a little retarted?

  17. PollyAnna 01/18/2007 11:12

    retarded

  18. Kylie 01/18/2007 11:16

    Maybe just a lil’ huh?

  19. Eathan 01/18/2007 11:16

    ‘Diddy is smooth’- No! Diddy is a fucking knob (not for looking at her cans but for just being him)

  20. AppleCandy 01/18/2007 11:20

    Wow, this is the first photo I’ve ever seen of Sean Combs (I refuse to call him that ridiculous name) where he manages to get those big lips over his ginourmous teeth. Bravo Sean, bravo.

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