Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been contacted about starring in a new reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory", a show with the tag line "when you win it, you lose it". The producers are currently holding open auditions to participate on the show and are looking for males between 18-34 with “no experience necessary.” TMZ says:
Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp. To help stock his TV larder, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; soliciting actual, live virgins in those cities. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.
So, wait, are Paris and Jenna actually gonna fuck this dude? The winner gets to fuck Paris Hilton? Sounds more like a threat. And Jesus, if the winner gets lethal std's, what are they doing to the losers. Are they released into the woods with a one hour head start before the hunt begins or does the floor just open up and they're dropped into lava or maybe a shark tank like in that Bond movie. If that's the case, I'm pretty sure this will be the greatest show of all time. Although seemingly illegal.
This is like another version of Survivor. This time the winning might kill you. Have fun all you virgin boys! I mean, how do you prove such a thing? This is the most ridiculous idea ever.
First! I rule. Next I will mow the lawn and then begin my conquest of the world. Jessica Biel, you got my back right?
the cdc won’t allow this.
I’m not sure what makes me want to throw up more: the prospect that this show will ever make it to the air, or the fact that the average middle-aged couch potato drinking Milwaukee’s Best and smearing chicken wing grease on himself will be beating off to the finale.
Here’s the play…. and Fisher iiiissssss……….SAFE AT FIRST!!!!
(crowd cheering!!!!)
So basically they want people to watch an entire series about virgins competing to get laid, except at the end we can’t even watch them have the awkward virgin sex after they win?
Crap.
I pray they don’t use Madonna’s theme song from the 80’s. Yech.
They’re going to have a hell of a time verifying which of the contestants are actually virgins.
All Hope in America’s Future is now officially gone. This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the kids grow up and Marge suddenly realizes that FOX has become a hardcore porn station.
winner gets nasty parting gifts whether they want them or not
See, now if this show was about FEMALE virgins, they’d have a concept. They could have American Idolesque cattle calls where the audition is putting your feet in the stirrups and letting Simon Cowell look through the speculum. “Looks like more than a tampon has been up there, luv”…”Last time I saw an organ so used, it was at the Mormon Tabernacle Choir”…
Sign me up but let me cast my dick in gold first.
Jenna doesnt look like this banner pic anymore. She looks like a stretched out, used up Kylie Minougue. And Paris….I mean, does it even need to be mentioned whats wrong with her?
That being said, if i was a 18-34 year old virgin, Id jump at the chance to naile either one of em.
Like all reality shows, it’s going to have it’s own twist at the end (ok, there’s a bad pun already).
Maybe like on that “Marry a Multi Millionaire” show from a few years back the “winner” will admit he’s not a virgin since spending a summer at Neverland ranch.
How about this show. You get 20 guys who weigh as much as Jessica Beil. Whoever can beat her in a cage fight gets to fuck her. It will be called “Knocked out and knocked up”. This show will appeal to both audiences - those who like violence and those who like sex. I’m telling you, it will be bigger than American Idol.
Title of the female version of the show? “Virgo Intacto”. Title of the male version? “Losers who still live with their mothers”.
That’s Retarded
wait…is this legal? isn’t it pretty much prostitution? or something?
either which way: eeeeeeeewwwww.
seriously, where do i sign up if jenna signs on?
Willie, it’s only retarded because it hit so close to home. Go sign up, dude!