JENNIFER ANISTON IS A SOCIOPATH

Jennifer Aniston is set to appear on the season finale of Dirt, the FX showed starring her bff Courteney Cox.  Aniston will play the editor to a rival gossip magazine but wasn’t sold on the idea until producers pitched the concept of creating – brace yourself – a cheating "Brad Pitt" type character to ridicule during the show.  Aniston agreed and the episode will follow a married celebrity who leaves his famous wife for his sexy movie co-star.

“Jen wants to be on ‘Dirt.’ She just hasn’t decided who she wants to play or when she’ll do it.  But insiders say she [Jen] will definitely want her [Courteney] to include a Brad-like character, as well as an Angelina character.  I think Jen would like to have her ex-hubby squirming in his seat seeing some guy dump his adorable – and adoring – TV star wife for a sexy co-star!”

This bitch is a fuckin lunatic.  He left her dopey ass like 5 years ago, but I bet she still has a special room in her house with all of Brads posters with the eyes cut out and all his movies on DVD.  And all the movies are all unopened.  And there’s a Brad Pitt doll still in the box but you're not allowed to touch it.  "No no no," Jenn will say, "don't touch that … don't touch that."  And then she'll take the doll from you and stroke the box, and whisper to herself as she puts it back on the shelf.  "Shhhh, it's okay baby, you're safe now and right were you belong.  I'm not gonna lose you again … never again."