I barely even know who Vanessa Paradis is, but I do know she's Johnny Depps beautiful girlfriend and the mother of his two kids. And she's a singer and a model and an actress. Maybe you remember her in her role as the Flintstones can opener.
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HAHA!
she must be british because british people look like that
she makes snaggletooth look good by comparison
those are Gollum teeth!
Amazin resemblance to a piranna.
She’s a frenchie folks, look it up.
She’s probably a firecracker in the sack.
Nice glove.
yuck…I looked at her pictures on imdb, and while she looks pretty good there note that in not one of the pictures does she open her mouth. Guess we know why!
http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3316/Events/3316/VanessaPar_Ausse_5417368_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Paradis,%20Vanessa
FIRST I WOULD LOAD HER UP WITH EVEN MORE CRYSTAL METH, THEN I WOULD USE EACH AND EVERY GAP IN HER TEETH TO RAKE THROUGH MY COURSE, BLACK PUBIC HAIR. THE FINALE WOULD BE LIKE THE FINAL SCENE IN “EVIL DEAD 2″ WITH HER HEAD WHIPPING AROUND UNCONTROLLABLY LIKE HENRYETTA’S (note the resembelence) AND ME DEPOSITING MY LOAD INTO HER FILTHY GNASH.
My God! Johnny must keep her locked up in a cage while he does unspeakable things to other women including cocaine and backs and feather dusters and toilet plungers. I have an extremely hard time believing this is his girlfriend, but I guess each to their own. She must be an unbelievably nice person and an extremely wonderful mother, because I’m not sure I could wake up next to this instead of the dressed up shovel I wake up to now each morning.
She had a crazy ass back in the day. Definite paper bag job though.
Thanks a lot asshole. Her picture broke my monitor.
haha. Fantastic line from Brendon. I think Andy Warhol once said, “Everybody has an aura about them until they open their mouth”. This applies to Paradis. But she has that je ne sais quoi though in most of her photos on Google Images and French girls are taught Lingerie in school and then there’s her accent…lucky fella that Depp.
I remember that episode of the Flintstones. I alwasy wanted one of those can openers. Ahh the innocence of youth.
she used to have a pretty nice body before, like jackoften stated earlier, she started sprinkling meth on her raisin bran every morning.
holy fuck.
While I was going to suggest “tiger” rather than “firecracker” in the sack, I’m definitely siding with Isaac. I’ll bet this bitch is dangerous. She probably sleeps three hours a night and spends the extra time thinking of devious shit to do to Captain Jack Sparrow.
If there was an Olympic sport for posting the first comment, I
she’s as attractive as johnny depp. perfect match.