This morning New York Daily News says:
Kathy Griffin drew the attention of unsuspecting tourists on W. 57th St. the other day by hanging out her limo's window, waving her arms frantically and shouting, "Hey, everyone! It's me! Kathy Griffin!"
Yikes. One time I was walking down Sunset and David Cross drove by in a limo and he was standing up with his head sticking out of the sunroof and yelling, "look at me everyone, I can afford to rent a limo. I've got NINETY DOLLARS! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!"
So, yeah, today is boring as hell so far, and this is just filler that's only going up because David Cross is funny. Kathy Griffin, on the other hand, is desperate and sad. And looks like a female impersonator. And is about as funny as a dead Christmas puppy. If I had to choose between sex with Kathy Griffin and sex with a dead boy, I would at least find out what the boy died of.
And in horrible need of a blood transfusion.
I wanted to cum on sharon stones post. But now I need to see my therapist. Be jesus.
Please, somebody tie her and Andy Dick together and throw them into the Pacific.
Celebrity mercy killings? I think she’s a good candidate.
I’m shocked Kathy Griffin has the $90
I would do her. The action is: boxing.
She puts other crazy redheads to shame.
Even money Brendon takes her pic down later and replaces it with something else. Joker Jack’s bastard?
Who the fuck is Kathy Griffin? Is she related to Merv?
Kathy Griffin is hot. Not the best looking, but she’s a readhead so +5. I’d love to have a seXay Griffin threesome with Kathy and Lois.
Victell, I have to agree. Let’s not forget Peg Bundy, though
She seems to have a nice rack, but the face… it looks as if the laser eye-surgery missed and hit everything else instead.
Ah Peg Bundy… goddamned i loved the way she would sit there and wiggle her leg while she bitched at Al. oooo brb
yeesh. Kathy has had more work done than a guido’s 98 Honda Civic.
15… minutes… almost… over! Must… prolong… celebrity! Must… remove… underwear!
This is almost as bad as a drive by shooting except the bullets are filled with feces and explode all over you when they hit you. And then there is a domino effect vomit session from all the surrounding public. And you are caught dead in the middle of it all, with Kathy Griffin staring you down while you’re covered in shit and vomit. Ah. Love at first site. Go towards the light.
Peg Bundy plays a one-eyed freak on an Adult Swim cartoon now. I’d hate to see what has become of her in real life.
I LOVE it when these Z-list celebrities try to de-fang the critical mass by desperately poking fun at themselves. “Look, see? Beat you to the punch! I know I’m lame, that’s what’s so funny about it!” Ummmm, sorry, you worthless cuntrag. We’d still love to see you dead.
One time, at band camp…..
Alyson Hannigan is a cute red head who was actually funny.
Peg Bundy is Katey Sagal who ~53 years old and has three kids. Katey extended her career doing one of the voices for Futurama. She’s the 50yo woman I’d rather have. And kudos to Katey for not getting fake boobs and trying to parade them around the tabloids/blogs. I might still give Sharon the ATM though.