UK supermodel Keeley Hazell spent yesterday trying to get the courts to remove a homemade sex tape from the internet (umm, it didn’t work – download the full tape here). She believes an ex-boyfriend is the one behind the sale but obtained an injunction preventing any further publication or promotion of the video. Keeley says:
“We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust. I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so. We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left. In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”
Well it's not like it's any easier for guys like me. I don’t wanna go into too many details, but let's just say that models get pregnant really easy. REALLY easy. And when they do, you better beleive you're gonna hear about it. I’m just saying it would be nice to go to dinner with a new model without the old model walking up to the table and pulling up her shirt, screaming about "the new whore" and "our baby" while security drags her away kicking and sceaming. I mean, I’m trying to eat, ya know.