I would need a shoehorn to get my penis into Keira Knightley, but it would totally be worth it because her ass and abs are fantastic. I can't remember who her boyfriend is, but it's kinda sad how much he wants to be Orlando Bloom. He probably has a locket of his hair and a little picture of him in the corner of his mirror. And he probably combs his hair just like Orlando and then lifts his little string-beany arms to do a six-shooter move to his reflection. I actually heard that this dude was cheating on Keira. With another dude. 'Cause he's a queer. What? No, you're bitter. No, you are.
It would be like screwing a little boy?
I bet you could see the outline of your penis as it filled her vaginal cavity….
what are you talking about…she has no ass…its str8 back to ass and it just sort of droops at the bottom…that my friend, is not an ass
he’s being sarcastic James
They could swap swimwear and we’d be none the wiser as to who is who…
Keira and I look like twins, if by twins I mean she’s an 11 year-old boy and I’m Playmate of the Month.
Are those skeeter bites she’s hiding under her bikini top??
Uh, no – this is NOT a hot body. Anytime you can picture the bone structure of the torso, that woman doesn’t need a dick – she needs a sandwich. I’d sooner do the disease-ridden, moral-lacking, lazy-ass LiLo than the skeleton above. Ick.
I still would do her..
She is a skeleton and he is teh Gay.
Jesus. Talk about pimple-tits.
Seriously? Keira Knightley? I’m disgusted.
She has a lovely face, unfortunately my dick weighs more than her… That’s not a boast BTW, she is just *that* thin.
She just does nothing for me. I prefer a woman who looks like she can handle the rough stuff.
See, all the people who have been complaining about the Three Whores of Apocolypse…THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT – bikini pics of really skinny chicks and their ‘mo boyfriends.
That’s Orlando Bloom. Why is he wearing a striped bikini?
Lovely face. For all of you dudes that are dumping on Keira because of her stick-thin figure, just remember that oral from a girl who looks like she belongs in a Revlon ad is amaaaaaaazing!
Beautiful? Yes. Sexy? No.
Hey Ass Tagger, isn’t that the girl you wanted to see pictures of taking a dump the other day?
I can’t wait for Keira to get appendicitis and leave hospital will massive cans!