Kelly Osbourne wants to pose fully nude in Playboy, saying she would model naked for the mag as long as she had a little help from Photoshop. Kelly says:
"I'd go fully nude, but I'd have to have some airbrushing on my tits."
Kelly also says that the reason she has suffered so long from depression and battled substance abuse is because she's been shackled with a life of comfort and luxury:
"It's so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don't have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head."
Poor little lamb. So many demons, so many nights spent crying into her hands, punching the steering wheel and screaming at the rain, driven mad by the torment one feels when cursed by a lifetime of security and privilege. Kelly is right – fuck you factory worker and fireman, stop your bitchin and show a little respect for the real heroes like Kelly. I can't wait to see her naked in Pregnant Fatties Magazine. Wait, what? Oh, Playboy? Oh, wait, okay – yeah that's not gonna happen. There's not enough vodka and hypnosis in the world to make me open a Playboy with Kelly Osbourne on the cover. I'm not good with numbers, but I heard that even pictures of Kelly Osbourne weigh four pounds each. The poor mailman's truck would just sit in the parking with smoke pouring out from under the hood, so how is that gonna work.
Dear God,
Please no.
Love,
Brian
Brendon, you are quite the wordsmith, couldn’t have said it better myself!
K those are old pictures, apartently she lost alot of weight and is a blonde now…hahahahha
I’m not going to lie i would let her blow me
She should appear nude in the cover of “Hottest Retards” alongside with her brother. I’d totally buy that, all funds go to charity.
WTF? Why on earth would she think someone would want to see her PALE fat ass in Playboy!! Let’s see would you rather look at Kendra naked or Kelly… Hard decision there..
Damn, I’m going to be cooked for that last comment of mine, there’s always a retard who feels offended. Sorry retard, I don’t have anything against you!
I would consider skull-fucking her with the lights off, just to say “I got head from Ozzy’s daughter.” However I still wouldn’t look at her naked in Playboy.
Not only do “pictures of Kelly Osbourne weigh four pounds each” , my lcd monitor just toppled off its stand. Playboy could do a pictorial of Helen of Troy and just label it Kelly Osbourne and show it to Paris (of Troy) and he’d be like ” Are you taking the fucking piss?” to Aphrodite. “What kind of goddess can’t distinguish between a woman and a fucking Minotaur?”
Those pics are old. She’s lost a lot of weight. But the face is still big.
If your a retard and you were offended by Ravevers comment you are obviously smart enough to read so you are not retarded so stop hiding behind your big head and get a job
hahaha subtle said it best in their song, F.K.O.
she must have been on drugs to make a comment like that, then face all the rejection that is spewing all over the internet. i’d look tho, fo sho
“It’s so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don’t have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.”
She really should consider a trash bag over her entire body!!
Kelly is delusional. It’s not being a rich mongo that makes you depressed, it’s the repressed knowledge that you are WAAAY too fugly for Playboy and can match wits with Paris Hilton.
I just threw up all over my keyboard
As difficult as pic #5 is to look at she would be perfect to play Toot Braunstein in the live action version of “Drawn Together”.
What happened to the “girl next door” image? Thank you for rendering my penis inoperable.
well, this create a cottage industry. Imagine how many graphic artists they’ll need to photochop her into something that doesn’t make dinner come back up. Hell, the harpoon marks on her back will take weeks alone to remove.
Given her weight, if her tits need airbrushing then jesus, just show me goatse and get it over with.
True Jeff, I thought her tits would be her best area not her worst! I imagine trying to stay hard with that pumpkinhead gurning at you is impossible. Perhaps one of the more ‘specialist’ magazines would show her but never Playboy.