LINDSAY DID HAVE APPENDICITIS, RIGHT?

Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized four times in 2006, and was hospitalized for the first time in 2007 yesterday, when she reportedly went under the knife to have her appendix removed.  Or did she?  The New York Post says:

20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan's apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in sick with the flu to the set of "I Know Who Killed Me" – which will halt production until she's recovered. Her visitors "were not there to bring her chicken soup," a source said. Another spy said she was continuing the "constant party she started on New Year's." While celebrating in Miami, Lohan wouldn't allow bottles of liquor near her where they could be photographed – but Page Six received eyewitness accounts of Lohan drinking vodka out of water bottles.

Vodka in a water bottle?  Oh, you sly boots.  It's the perfect crime.  That Lindsay, always one step ahead.  By the way, if this whore is tipping back her water bottle and drinking straight vodka, she's more man than I am.  She's like if Wolverine and Jack Bauer had a daughter.