Lindsay Lohan left rehab again yesterday, for the fourth time this week, this time to bring her Mercedes to the shop. And now, other patients at the Wonderland rehab facility are getting annoyed. TMZ says:
Lohan, who checked into rehab nine days ago, took her SL500 to Beverly Hills Mercedes for service. She also stopped by the set of her new movie. Lindsay then made one last stop — at a grocery store — before heading back to Wonderland rehab facility … other rehab residents have groused that Lindsay has her peeps come to pamper her — a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc. They're also upset that Lindsay has the magic key to the front door. This week alone, Lohan left rehab for day-trips on Monday and Wednesday as well as yesterday. On Monday, Lindsay left Wonderland for her condo. On Wednesday, TMZ spies spotted her at Newsroom Cafe having lunch with friends. And of course, yesterday's field trip.
As of today, Lindsay is supposed to be at work on the set of her new movie full time. Which means even less time getting help. But still, awesome, right? Seriously, no one actually thought "Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab" meant that Lindsay Lohan was going to go to rehab, did they. In Lohans defense, that rehab had almost nothing to drink, so of course she took off. And it sure as hell doesn't look like she has her hair and makeup people staying her with. She looks like a cartoon zebra. Like the one that used to be on my bottle of vitamins as a kid. The only difference being the zebra never disappointed me. He was always honest. He told me those vitamins had the taste kids loved, and by golly they did.
First!!
She’ll be gargling vodka by the weekend.
3rd.
Isnt it a come and go as you please facility. Why would the other patients be jealous?
in all fairness brendan, your 1/18/07 post simply announced “lindsay enters rehab”. it said nothing about “lindsay moves in to rehab”.
I think she went just to go find some more partying friends. Perhaps the next headline will be that everyone has gotten their appendix, I mean brain, removed. MMMMM…..B..r..ai…n (insert zombie picture here)
What about an alcohol-pill-coke-nicotine-sex patch? that should do the trick nicely. They shoud soak a dildo in vodka, then rub it in coke, then use it to smash some pills and then turn it on and stick it up her pussy with a little vaseline so it can run smoothly.
Inaugural!! Wait a tic, Lindsays in ‘rehab’, as in a ‘rehabilitation clinic’? I thought ‘rehab’ was just the clever name for a bar she frequints. Like Lindsay: “Hey Paris you whore, wanna’ go to Rehab tonight? I heard it’s off the hook tonight.” Paris: “No thanks Firecrotch, gotta get fucked in the ass for some blow. Or is it Give a blow for some ass? I can’t remember. I’m so pretty!”.
What about the fruit stripes gum zebra? Way better reference. That gum was awesome. Or it sucked, I don’t remember.
You put your left leg in! You put your left leg out! Come on peeps, do the rehab hokey-pokey…
I remember that zebra. But let’s be serious for a second. He was never a coke-addled train wreck. Nor did any of the zookeepers ever send him damning letters concerning his absences and see-through excuses. Nor did Mr. Zebra have big, delicious titties that I wanted to smother my face into.
Lindsay Lohan went to rehab? WHAT? Next you’ll tell me that there’s a war going on and that Peyton Manning beat Tom Brady in a playoff game.
i just went on the wonderland site and they also cover shopping addiction, gambling, and “sex and love” addiction.
i bet the other inmates at wonderland are wondering how hohan gets all these day passes. it’s in the name, it’s all in the name.
and still, I’d do her from behind…
I kinda feel like a stalker now.
The red on her shirt makes it look like she was shot in the abdomen with a 12 gauge. And I like that idea a lot.
Why is this girl not cleaning my toilets? I hired her yesterday but she still insists on this whole celebrity rehab thing. Chica, I need a clean toilet!
Lindsay is not a toilet cleaner, she is a toilet messer. Unless you want the toilet cleaned with vomit. On second thought her vomit might be a powerful antiseptic.
Well, she better start cleaning or her minimum wage goes out the drain. She could, of course, bare herself naked for our amusement, but then I’d have to dock her for hazard pay. Hazard as in seeing her lily white ass might cause your cocks to recede.
I really feel bad saying this, but I totally want her to die. I’m tired of reading about her.
She’s a fuckin’ idiot, and the only people who would care if she died would be: people who get their dick wet in her, her bottom feeding dipshit mother, and the coke dealer whom I’m sure shes financed into at least a new boat and some phat bling.