Various reports now say Lindsay Lohan had surgery today to remove her appendix. TMZ says:
Leslie Sloane, Lindsay's rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor performed several tests and determined that Lindsay was suffering from appendicitis. Doctors asked her to return to the hospital today to remove her appendix as a precaution. Sloane says Lindsay is resting comfortably.
What the hell. This chick is in the hospital twice a week. If you're 20-years-old, and you're not a coal miner or ultimate fighter, and you're in the hospital this much, something's up. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being stupid.
In the hospital drugs are free…
Last week, I told her she probably got knocked up by the last poser she fucked, but she wouldn’t believe me. “I can’t be preggers!”, she said. I asked her why, while the detectives scooped wads of cum from her mouth: “Because he only fucked my pooper”. That Lindsay–total class.
Maybe KFed can try again when she is under general anesthesia.
Well I’m hoping for a report that mentions the surgeon ‘accidentally’ sewed her twat shut while he had the sewing needle handy.
Two Brit posts and two Lindsay posts in one day? How is it that no other celebrities are doing ANYTHING noteworthy? I’d be willing to bet that Keira Knightley took a dump today. Isn’t there a news story circulating about that? Something? ANYTHING?
chicks without their appendix are hot…
“I’d be willing to bet that Keira Knightley took a dump today.” I doubt it. She would have to actually have food inside her to begin with in order to do that.
“you’re 20-years-old, and you’re not a coal miner or ultimate fighter, and you’re in the hospital this much, something’s up”…..HI-larious!
WTF is appendix, bro’s?
I will put on a white shirt and play one of the nip/tuck guys and put Lindsay on “sleep drugs” ;D U know then what will happen: HAHAHA
Keira Knightley looks borderline identical to Winona Ryder. I’d take my chances in Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch before I’d consent to a 3-way with those fugs, even if they did take a fresh dump today.
I hope they remove that growth on her head while they’re cutting. What is that, the Sesame Street Ho VD muppet on her head? That’s one scary and dangerous puppet, trying to eat her face. It could be a long surgery.
yeah. I pay 3 buck$ to Lindsay so she can pay a rat to nibble that thang away.
Does consuming mass amounts of semen cause your appendix to burst?
Well if this is true at least she sought treatment. Granted, if she died I would not be sad but I don’t wish death upon anyone. Not even these skank ass ho’s. At least she will be sober for a few days.
HAhaha. Big time cudos on this one @Jim
Appendix’s were soooo last season.
Man… she looks hot there. “Um, the pill I gave you was a viagra? Oh, my mistake. It was supposed to be a vikaden. Honest to God, didn’t mean to do that…..”
Kfed told her chicks with scars rule. Hey if Kfed says it, it’s got to be true. He told me he could ruin Brit-brit in two years or less. See?
Maybe she’s having that goiter on her neck removed? Oh wait–that’s her head. My bad.
Does consuming mass amounts of cocaine combined with semen mixed with alcohol cause your appendix to burst?