01.03.2007 MARY KATE IS HUNGRY

The only question really is why wouldn't Mary Kate Olsen try to bite off a piece of some fug strippers calf.  Check the math, man.  It just makes good sense.




(63) Comments

  1. nathan02 01/03/2007 12:48

    dawn of the dead

  2. Brian 01/03/2007 12:48

    I’m frightened by that photo. Please make it go away.

  3. 01/03/2007 12:50

    Holy shit, is a new Exorcist movie coming out?

  4. The_Doctor 01/03/2007 12:52

    Holy crap this site is just incredible today. Never before have i seen such an array of skanky bitches. I actually think i’ve contracted genital warts just looking at these photos.

  5. T-bird 01/03/2007 12:56

    must be on the atkins diet

  6. The_Doctor 01/03/2007 12:59

    On second glance the stripper looks like Barry Manalow. Grrr.

  7. ben 01/03/2007 13:01

    probably the only thing she has eaten in a year

  8. slip 01/03/2007 13:01

    another proud moment by another idiot.

  9. slip 01/03/2007 13:02

    oh and by the way… if that’s a stripper, she’s broke.

  10. Lisa 01/03/2007 13:02

    Is that what it’s like in rehab? Looks fun.

  11. mark07 01/03/2007 13:05

    I always wondered where the topless zombie chicks came from. Now I understand they were topless BEFORE they were zombies.

  12. Jim 01/03/2007 13:05

    This is somehow less sexy than the Brandon Davis pictures.

  13. Ass Tagger 01/03/2007 13:07

    What the f**k is wrong with people today? Seriously, are celebrities just trying to outdo each other on how f**king stupid they can be in front of a camera?

  14. 01/03/2007 13:08

    When annorexics (sp?) attack

  15. Myk 01/03/2007 13:11

    More like anor-SEXY-a.

  16. Warren 01/03/2007 13:16

    hah who said that child stars end up as messed up fucktards?……oh wait nevermind.
    oh god those eyes, they’re freaking me out.

  17. ben 01/03/2007 13:23

    she looks like riddick with those eyes

  18. Sam 01/03/2007 13:24

    Crazy kid. No wonder she’s anorexic–everyone knows stripper calf has to be slow cooked for hours to make it edible.

  19. Jomo 01/03/2007 13:24

    Anyone else notice the strippers nipple is slightly higher than her belly button?

  20. Angela 01/03/2007 13:25

    The celebrity version of “Kids”.

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