NICK NOLTE IS REALLY REALLY DRUNK

January 24, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Melbourne radio DJs Hamish and Andy sent their entertainment reporter Brad Banks to Sundance this week with the goal of finding the drunkest person he could. Holy fuckin god did he find the winner when he walked up to Nick Nolte. Example:

Brad Banks: How do you handle going into a booth and stating these great lines

Nick Nolte: Well you just jalines woooh wuhh nwh goin the booth nwah nwahh say … the lines.

Seriously, it's like someone did an interview with Frankenstein. Maybe the Hamburglar. You could get a special needs kid and put his head in a paint shaker and get more coherent answers. No, seriously, you can. Trust me. Turns out the kid wasn't lying and didn't know who took my sandwich BUT I HAD TO KNOW FOR SURE! Click here to hear the whole thing. And God bless Jordan for the link.

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