American Idol really is 900 times better when Paula is clearly drunk off her ass, like here in this clip from a Seattle TV station, where it's all she can do to not fall out of her chair as she rambles incoherently and makes goofy faces. Seems like a pretty good job. Getting drunk and going on TV, that is. I wish I could do that, instead of spending my days in the lab, answering questions the scientific community has about wormholes and the fabric of time and space. I broke through one time but still had to watch helplessly as President Lincoln was assassinated. But then I introduced Bob Saget to Charlemagne and used rock-n-roll and my knowledge of football to end the 100 Years War, so that was pretty cool. I guess.
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I’d like to bang her when she’s drunk. I bet she’d be better that way than sober.
How was she even cleared to be on tv? you would think people noticed she was drunk as a Irishman on st.Patrick’s day.
I’d still let her bounce up and down on my dick. You could spin her around as she goes up and down. So Paula if you want to come over, have a beer and fuck for a few hours, just let me know.
you’re all losers.
Fuck off god. You are nothing but a fairy tale in a book.
Holy shit. She’s fucking wasted. Hilarious.
hah hah wow, she’s pretty damn sloshed.
Wow. No one even tries to hide it anymore. You can just go on tv drunk now. She can go in front of millions of people and act like the guy who cleans my windshield at red lights, but I throw a few back before jury duty and everyone has a fit.
She said it herself. Any publicity is good publicity.
that looks more like a neurological disorder than the effects of alcohol, imho.
I second that emotion JoeBlow, but I would like to request that she be performing a drunken rendition of “Straight Up” whilst bouncing.
she’s shitfaced! p.s. is anyone else deathly afraid of a live action bratz movie?
Victoria the only thing that scares me about a Bratz movie is that my daughter will want to see it but then again, every generation has their own fads and Bratz are just that, a fad. At least she still thinks Sponge Bob is the shit.
I get paid to get thrashed and try and nail anything that moves! Well I did until they fired me. Now I mostly stay at home and cry while I jack it to midget porn…
As someone who lives in Seattle, I would like to point out that this is the local MORNING show on FOX. This means that given the 3 hour difference from New York, this interview was taken sometime before 10 am. Paula rocks!
I saw her drunk on my local news yesterday morning too. I think it was KTVU, Channel 2 in San Francisco. She was rambling and wouldn’t look directly at the camera. She almost seemed like she was on something like a mega-dose of valium instead of booze.
Here’s a link:
http://www.ktvu.com/video/10724570/detail.html
/I’d still hit it.
This kind of thing scares me mostly because I have been that shit faced person making an ass of myself in public. But don’t tell that to the Madison Wisconsin police department. They will require me to repair the police car of that very slow cop.
What’s worse are two studio ditz that act oblivious and don’t ask her about it. Can they not at least say “Hey Paula are ya feeling good right about now?”
Haha, such a cute, loveable trainwreck. I’ve wanted to hit that since forever. That damned ScatCat made me jealous back in the day, but his career went nowhere and he had no chance anyway. Two steps back indeed.
She’s definitely “That guy”.