PAULA ABDUL IS TOTALLY SOBER

Paula Abdul appeared before a group of TV critics Saturday and once again denied that she was drunk or high during the interviews last week with affiliates. On the video (above) Abdul is clearly disoriented and often incoherent, for which she blames technical difficulties, saying that a technological glitch left her speaking on camera to one station while getting audio in her earpiece from another. Abdul says:

"I've never been drunk in my life. I don't do recreational drugs … I've been in this business 20 years (and) never had to weather the storm of publicity, controversy. It's this show. … I love it, but it's often daunting."

Uhh, this bitch better pray she was drunk. Because normal people don't act like this. If she wasn't drunk, than she needs a CAT scan immediately to find the grapefruit sized tumor in her brain pressing up against whatever it its that normally stops people from insane physic rambling and kicking at demons.