PITT AND JOLIE MOVE TO NEW ORLEANS

Us Weekly says that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have moved their young family to New Orleans.   On January 11, Jolie and Pitt bought a $3.5 million, six-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath mansion in the French Quarter and plan on living there full time.  Jolie says:

“We love it there.  The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.”

Us quotes a source saying that Jolie wants to be a normal mom in New Orleans but is still committed to helping the less fortunate.  Us says:

“She’s interested in befriending normal moms so she can do things with the kids,” says a Jolie source.  And who can forget their humanitarian efforts? “Angelina has asked for places she can do charity work,” says the source, who adds that Jolie had inquired about a school for disadvantaged youth.

It's hard not to notice that they bought a house there in January.  Let's see how much they love southern Louisiana in August.  Trust me, it's like living a mile from the sun.  But my penis and I were talking about it and my penis pointed out that this will mean pictures of Angelina walking around in skimpy clothes with her hair pulled back and slightly sweaty all the time.  And even though I said, "well, that's true," you have to understand that getting sweaty chicks almost naked is pretty much my penis's answer to everything.