01.24.2007 RACHEL RAY HATES EVERYONE

TMZ says that Rachael Ray made racist remarks about Oprah Winfrey and attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while drunk at a restaurant in Los Angeles.  The incident occurred in December of 2005 when Rachel was being promoted by Oprah to get her own syndicated talk show.  While on a book tour in LA, Rachel went to diner at the Houston’s restaurant in the Century City shopping mall just outside Beverly Hills.  Rachel had a few glasses of wine, became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began to talk about a picture Oprah has of herself in her production office.  TMZ says:

(The picture is) from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era … sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."  But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."

God, who the hell are you supposed to cheer for in this.  Rachel and Oprah are both fat-asses with seals for an audience and they aren’t nearly as interesting or funny as they seem to think and yet everything they do and say all comes back to them.  Choosing between Rachel Ray and Oprah is like choosing what color toaster I wanna put my dick in.


(81) Comments

  1. Geanna 01/24/2007 11:51

    …Who the Hell is she?

  2. moobymuffin 01/24/2007 11:52

    shes ugly

  3. Brian 01/24/2007 11:53

    Yum-o!!! This is a retarded story.

  4. JC 01/24/2007 11:54

    5th!

  5. Ravener 01/24/2007 11:55

    I don’t know her, but if she made fun of Oprah then she’s kinda cool. Of course, I would’ve prefer it if the comment wasn’t a fucking racist line, but hey, you can’t have everything.

  6. Doctress Leisa 01/24/2007 11:56

    I can’t stand this woman and her quest for world domination. Therefore, every time I go shopping I take great pleasure in defacing her ugly mug on boxes of Tricuits and bottles of olive oil. Unfortunately, it may be backfiring, as her looks are actually improved by the addition of an eyepatch and a moustache.

  7. Robert_Paulson 01/24/2007 11:56

    I wouldn’t let Rachael Ray bake the pie I would masturbate in. She would give me a 5 minute lecture about how much work the crust was and how she made it extra flakey with the addition of Oprah back fat.

  8. 01/24/2007 11:57

    Oprah’s got the leg up. at least her husband is just a beard, as opposed to Rachel Ray’s husband who is an alleged perv who is into hookers with big feet.

  9. Robert_Paulson 01/24/2007 11:58

    PS: Rachael your husband goes to prostitutes. enough said.

  10. Ed05 01/24/2007 11:58

    I think she will need some EVOO to clean those wounds after Oprah is done with her.

  11. 01/24/2007 12:01

    Okay so she talked smack about Oprah, Brad, and Angelina? Give her a bottle of Chardonnay and ask her what she thinks about Paris and Lindsay. Who knows, she might be suitable to have an account on WWTDD.

  12. brian03 01/24/2007 12:01

    I agree with everything she said.

  13. 01/24/2007 12:03

    I second that brian… all except for the part about liking Jennifer Aniston.

  14. Max Fisher 01/24/2007 12:04

    First!!!
    I kindly ask that you please refrain from making fun of my mother, Oprah. She really is a nice lady, once you get to know her. Like last year, on my birthday, she had her assistant send me a card wishing me a Happy Birthday, along with a stock photo of her. She didn

  15. Jedi Pimp 01/24/2007 12:06

    The HATRED!! The HATRED!!

  16. Jedi Pimp 01/24/2007 12:11

    [sniff] [sniff] I smell a jealous biatch who despises others’ success, [sniff] [sniff] oh it’s just Rachel Ray! What a Ray of sunshine. She can’t make it, so she needs to downplay everyone else just to make herself look decent. I see your game plan Rachel.

  17. Eathan 01/24/2007 12:12

    ‘Skanky, back door cunt’ Sounds like my type of woman.

  18. Korendil 01/24/2007 12:13

    “Why is Rachel Ray on the cover of food boxes and cooking utensils? She obviously has a problem with being fat!”

  19. T-bird 01/24/2007 12:13

    like most big mouths, rachel is a stupid cunt. the picture in oprah’s office is from a movie ABOUT SLAVERY thus the picture shows her in SLAVE DRAG. it wouldn’t make since to show her in a $5000 armani suit or a toga or a genie costume. slaves didn’t wear that shit. miss manhands needs to STFU because her perv husband is out using HER money to pay whores to step on him.

  20. jonny01 01/24/2007 12:14

    Funny I like Rachel Ray… I’d hit that in a second.

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