RACHEL RAY HATES EVERYONE

TMZ says that Rachael Ray made racist remarks about Oprah Winfrey and attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while drunk at a restaurant in Los Angeles.  The incident occurred in December of 2005 when Rachel was being promoted by Oprah to get her own syndicated talk show.  While on a book tour in LA, Rachel went to diner at the Houston’s restaurant in the Century City shopping mall just outside Beverly Hills.  Rachel had a few glasses of wine, became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began to talk about a picture Oprah has of herself in her production office.  TMZ says:

(The picture is) from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era … sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."  But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."

God, who the hell are you supposed to cheer for in this.  Rachel and Oprah are both fat-asses with seals for an audience and they aren’t nearly as interesting or funny as they seem to think and yet everything they do and say all comes back to them.  Choosing between Rachel Ray and Oprah is like choosing what color toaster I wanna put my dick in.