RIHANNA IS … UMM … HOT?

January 19, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

There’s something weird about the way Rihanna looks, like here in these pictures of her on vacation in Barbados. Its like, I can tell she’s hot, but I don’t care. There’s something sterile and antiseptic about her. Like a robot. And I hate fuckin hate robots. Ever since the sex robot I built turned out to be gay. At least that’s what she told me. They said the blowjob of tomorrow was just a dream, and I guess they were right.

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