ET has obtained a copy of a letter that Donald Trump sent to Rosie O’Donnell this morning, in response to a Page Six article that detailed an argument between O’Donnell and Barbara Walters. The letter says:
"Dear Rosie,I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.
An article in today's New York Post indicates that you blew up at Barbara Walters for being a 'liar.' Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald, never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!
In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'
In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!
Sincerely, Donald J. Trump
P.S.
I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"
Well, I think he was being sarcastic, but it's still awesome how many thinly veiled fat jokes Donald manages to work in when he talks about Rosie. He probably even sent the letter on that cinnamon roll scented stationary. Which means Rosie hasn't even read this yet. Her secretary walked in and said, "did you get that letter?" And Rosie stopped chewing and said, "wha wetta". Poor Rosie. So hungry. Not like me. I'm a hunk. I'm also a tiger in the sack and the son of an oil baron. Call me ladies!
UPDATE - as part of the buildup to a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an upcoming episode of WWE RAW, Vince McMahon is having two wrestlers act out the Donald-Rosie feud. Because, you know, why wouldn't he.
teenage girls are less embarrassing than this.
Donald is a pro! Like me. Awesome.
I dont care for Donald too much, but since i hate Rosie so bad I have actually started to like the guy more and more. this is some pretty funny stuff
Rosie may be a raving muff diver and Donald may be a balding bully–but apparently it looks like Barbara is a hypocrite and a liar to boot. Aren’t celebrities just the most charming of creatures?
I am going to get a reverse mohawk, and comb it over. U da man Donald!
Ok. I have to say it. I’ve never truly given a bucket of warm hamster vomit for Donald Trump. However, this whole thing between him and Rosie is making him appear to be like the man I always dreamed would be my best friend: highly articulate and sarcastic as hell. Rosie is losing what little audience and respect she had. They’ve GOT to stop this before someone gets hurt. I don’t mean the emotional hurt that has got to be going on at Rosie’s house — I mean the type that happens when big girls like me and Rosie get mad. And Brendon, once again, you have made me almost wet myself with your commentary. You deserve a raise (do you get paid to do this?). :-)
If I were asian and told Rosie what I thought of her, this is how she would think it sounded. Ching Chong ching chong fuck chong chin ching chong ching you.
A man sticks it to Rosie for the first time in many a year!
burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sheer genius. Donald knows that the longer he cuts into the great Barbara Walters’ credibility, the more the rage will grow between Barbara and Krispy Kreme Lesbo.
i’d expect this sort of catty, “he said-she said” from teeny boppers and even from a dyke cause gays are drama queens. but from a millionaire tycoon who is old enough to qualify for senior citizen discount at shoney’s. you’d think he’d be more mature than this, snitch ass bastard.
I’m no fan of Rosie O’bulldyke but I don’t see Trump “owning” her. All I see is a whiny ugly little girl. Don’t ever tell this Donald bitch anything in confidence she’ll babble it just to score points too.
It is so much clearer to me that Donald would have made a great politician. Not in a good way though. He would have fit in great in back stabbing, self-serving DC. Donald ‘08
“…but in fact she lied to both of us!” “To you, by denying that she wishes you’d die, and to me, by telling me you weren’t this fat in person.”
I’m waiting for the lawsuits to start flying.
Hey Scizz… “Ching Chong” etc is a knock against how Chinese people “talk”… not all Asian in general. I mean, if ou’re gonna be racist, at least do it right. :P
As for the Trump-Rosie feud, I thought Rosie was dealing with the barbs better, but after hearing how she exploded with Babwa preshow, you gotta give props to Donald’s “get under your skin, fester in your own mind, then time bomb explosion” technique that apparently worked on Rosie.
And now this letter shows how good he is at twisting the knife.
i’m sure barbara walters now thinks that the “J” Donald J. Trump stands for “Judas”.
the next step is to send rosie a pie with a letter describing the heart attack she will have if she ever encounters a stair case but no escalator, baked into into the delicious chocolate center…too bad she’ll never see the warning..cuz ya know..she likes pie..and chocolate. a lot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She just got burned by the worst comb-over in the history of there being history. HA!
Reluctant as i am to praise never-went-bankrupt billionaires who ought to know that they’d appear a lot less vain if they embraced their baldness, but Trumpty might be breaking a universal law here, and with style. A feud is a fight in which both sides lose. Always. Somehow. And yet.. he’s obviously enjoying the mental disintegration he’s inflicting.. does he win if he destroys her? Maybe not, but we do.