A movie is on the way based on the best-selling book "How to Make Love Like A Porn Star", the autobiography of Jenna Jameson, perhaps the most famous porn star ever. And even though things are still in the very early stages, Jenna says she thinks Scarlett Johansson would be ideal in the lead. Jenna says:
"We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."
This movie would be a real inspiration and let little girls everywhere know that they can achieve their goals no matter what obstacles are in their way, as long as they’re super hot and their goal is to get F-ed in the ass on camera. Honestly, unless I see a review that says “Scarlett Johansson” quickly followed by the words “cum soaked”, you’d have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me into a movie theatre playing this.
She looks terrible these days
YAY!! I’m Number One!! :o)
crap or not :o(
I’m more excited about a naked Scarlett than being first. Hey, you gotta have priorities.
Cry me a river, oh the irony :-P And I’ll watch anything that Scarlett does if she gets naked.
Also shouldn’t her book be ‘How to Fuck Like a Porn Star’ I’ve seen her movies and there isn’t a lot of ‘love’ being made…
She’s starting to look like Meliaa Rivers long lost sister.
She’s starting to look like Melissa Rivers long lost sister.
What the fuck has happened to her? She looks terrible.
There is no fucking way that Scarlett Johansson is going to get full buck naked like Gretchen Mol did in that Bettie Page movie. This flick would be 90 minutes of almost seeing a knocker, almost seeing her ass, and almost seeing her beaver. And it’ll have some twisted porno morality message….”follow your dreams” or some shit. Which is THE LAST goddam thing I’d want when I’m trying really really hard to see Scarlett Johansson’s tiddies.
She’s starting to look like Melissa’s mother Joan rivers’ long lost sister.
Jenna never really did it for me. I never saw any natural sex appeal that would separate her from any other blonde with big boobs.
Snoozer,me neither but years ago i would hit it. now is another story.
Your Honor, let the record show that the defendent has NEVER been “F-ed in the ass on camera.” Never. If you believe otherwise, prove it. Also, by naming Scarlett Johansson, the knows she will never garner this A-lister for this role, BUT will attain the interest of other young actresses such as Olivia Wilde (look her up and see how great she’d be), Amy Smart or Cameron Richardson. If I had my choice for the role, it’d be Jessica Alba. Yummy!
Huh? She looks funny…
BTW, you should write: “…no matter what testicles are in their way…”
Somebody’s been ridden hard and put away wet. She looks like you could throw that mug at the wall and those DSLs would hold her there for a month.
mmm….Jenna Jameson’s looking HOT in that banner pic
1. She looks like a fucking monstrosity these days. She craves mainstream acceptance (especially in legitimate movies), but she looks like a piece of porn trash now more than ever. There was a time when she was attractive, but now she looks just like ever other disease ridden skank in the industry. 2. Johansson won’t do this, so this isn’t even news. This is just some washed up hunk of shit trying to extend her dying career by a few more years by creating news where there isn’t any. Jameson craves noteriety, but her time has passed. And that’s a good thing. Fucking look at her. The less we have to see something like that around, the better. Send her to the washed up porn skank home.
this is a lame idea. what year is it? god, she looks like a 50 y.o. who had work done to look like a 30 y.o. at least leatherface won’t be playing herself in this flick.
and uh Amy Smart? I wouldn’t fuck her if she’s the last girl on earth