SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOES PORN?

A movie is on the way based on the best-selling book "How to Make Love Like A Porn Star", the autobiography of Jenna Jameson, perhaps the most famous porn star ever.  And even though things are still in the very early stages, Jenna says she thinks Scarlett Johansson would be ideal in the lead.  Jenna says:

"We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice.  I think she's beautiful."

This movie would be a real inspiration and let little girls everywhere know that they can achieve their goals no matter what obstacles are in their way, as long as they’re super hot and their goal is to get F-ed in the ass on camera.  Honestly, unless I see a review that says “Scarlett Johansson” quickly followed by the words “cum soaked”, you’d have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me into a movie theatre playing this.