Angelina Jolie tells ElleUK that she never planned on getting pregnant and starting a family with Brad Pitt. Basically, it was an accident. Hello Magazine says:
"I wasn't planning on getting pregnant. I'm the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they're not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they're absolutely ready. You could say Brad changed me."
And there's more good news for Shiloh. Not only was she an accident, but her mom loves her less than her two adopted siblings:
"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."
"More vulnerable"? What the hell is she talking about? The only thing Maddox is vulnerable to is getting laid at 13. In a recent survey of 13-year-olds who were me, 100 percent of the people who responded said "voom voom" as they played with a toy light saber. Yeah, this kids got problems all right. Like me and me steely blue eyes, they're so blue women get swept away and can't contain their passion. Also my penis is so big I have to wear special pants and can't ride a bike. Oh woe is me!
I have that same problem. I can’t ride bikes either.
I am 100% sure that child’s gonna end up being emo.
Mark my words.
Yep, I was right. Angelina should just keep her fat lips together, because when she talks it reminds me of “back in the day” when she was an insane incestuous freak. Thanks, Ang. You had me going for a minute.
Sure Madd and Zee were survivors, all of their little crib mates died of horrible diseases at 3 months. That’s really not the making of long term psychological problems since angelina scooped them up soon afterwards. The real victims were all the little kids that shared that crib that will be prostitutes at 8 years old. My guess is Madd and Zee will be just fine
and what’s fantastic is when she grows up, she’s gonna read in print that she was an accident. It’s what all kids dream of hearing.
Well, at least she doesn’t have to ask.
If I had to squeeze something that big out of my body I’d hate it too…
Heh… you should have seen the dump I took after lunch today.
I like to ride bikes. It’s fun.
One day Brad will take the only one of the kids he biologically parented and run far away from the insanity. He was trying to get Angie preggers. He will be the one who loves his own kid best.
“Madd” and “Zee”? But “Shiloh” is “Shi-loh” (two syllables). See, that’s Angelina subconsciously dissing her own child. Otherwise she’d refer to the other two kids by their full names (I’m just guessing here), “Maddashell” and “Zeebra.”
come on, shiloh isn’t going to be scarred because she wasn’t a “planned” pregnancy. i bet half the people on the planet weren’t planned. my parents hadn’t planned to have me. they planned to have some freaky deaky ,extra nasty, house rocking sex but oops, dad skeeted in mom and well….here’s the proof. my childhood rocked because they chose to be parents despite not choosing when to conceive me.
hey T-bird, your dad’s not the only one that skeeted in your mom ;)
Christ, this kid is going to therapy before it even starts pre-school. It must really rock to be a celebrity.
Austin, you are a bad, bad man. And you make me laugh.
Here Here Lesley, she’s got the world fooled. u dont go from psycho blood drinking brother fucking whore to mother teresa just by making your family a benetton ad. dumb home wrecking whore. brad please put that dick back in her trap and shut her up. oh wait, i forgot she wears the dick in the house.
Wow. So Angelina never wanted this kid and likes it less than the foreign kids she picked out herself. …I swear if it weren’t for those lips and that rack… Poor Shiloh. Angelina’ll adopt more kids in her attempt to collect all 31 flavors and Shiloh will be fighting with the dog for scraps.
I can’t believe that she insinuated that she loves her bio kid less because she’s not a survivor like Madd and Zee. WTH kind of mother says something like that? Nice going Ang. Why don’t you go drink your brother’s blood and shut the hell up.
actually austin, my mom was a classy lady. the other men only got to skeet ON her but dad got to skeet IN her. no, maury povich “whose my baby’s daddy drama” here.
I wish me and Anjolie could be together. A heavenly union of mind and body. Just like BrundleFly.