01.25.2007 SO WHATS ON THE TAPES, PART 2

And now more tapes from parisexposed.com, and finally something interesting.  The first tape is her naked and surfing online, and she may be ordering babies blood for all I know because I didn’t watch that one, but the rest document a trip taken to Ibiza with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis among others.  The first video starts with them on a private plane and ends with the dude who has all the coke on his chest and what seems to be Paris doing a bump.  Still to come from the stash of Hilton stuff:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

Holy Christ, how does someone this slutty still manage to be so unsexy?  This is what she held on to?  A bunch of knick-knacks and old receipts.  It's like going to my grandmothers house.  I'm surprised she doesn’t have some cow figurines and civil war spoons.  I'd go to her house and not know if she was gonna jack me off or bake me cookies and tell me how handsome I look in my red sweater.  

Download the video of Paris naked on her computer HERE, Part 1 of her trip to Ibiza HERE, part two HERE, part three HERE, part four HERE and part five HERE.  Or if you can deal with RapidShare, all 6 videos at once HERE.




(87) Comments

  1. 01/25/2007 18:48

    1st

  2. 01/25/2007 18:51

    Wow, does this make me part of some cool club now?

  3. Bylon 01/25/2007 18:52

    retard* club

  4. EdgardoElegante 01/25/2007 18:52

    Why is that guy touching that 14 year old boy’s chest?

  5. 01/25/2007 18:54

    And by the way, Paris has much better tits than Mena Suvari. Mena has tits like a fat guy.

  6. Ken (cointelpro) 01/25/2007 18:58

    what the fuck was she doing making a time capsule?

  7. Chest Rockwell 01/25/2007 18:59

    valtrex, it’s about suppression. i hope she didnt give herpes to her dog.

  8. Victell 01/25/2007 19:08

    Parree’s blond friend in the second pic looks like a whole lotta dangerous fun. I’m sure I’d empty my bank account on her during a weekend trip to Vegas. Sometimes a chick comes across so awesome and hot that it doesnt matter whether she has a super body or not (no fatties tho). Yes, this black-mesh siren looks like more fun than a bag of lsd, ferrets, and sky rockets.

  9. brian02 01/25/2007 19:17

    how much did they pay for this shit? they are make off like bandits

  10. brian02 01/25/2007 19:18

    oh yea, and who still uses the term “surfing”? i call it “downloading porn”

  11. Ashley 01/25/2007 19:19

    So the slag has herpes and guys still stick their wee willy winkies in her?

  12. JoeBlow 01/25/2007 19:19

    I shall admit her tits are not bad for a skinny woman but beyond that she doesn’t have much. I also have to admit she is attractive. I hate to admit it, but she is. Now with all that said I would never, ever, ever, ever fuck her given the chance but I would let her flash her boobies infront me so I could reach out and give her two massive tittie twisters.

  13. D. Znuts 01/25/2007 19:20

    Shoot. This. Bitch.

  14. brian02 01/25/2007 19:25

    I would cum in her hair, but even that may be dangerous

  15. JoeBlow 01/25/2007 19:28

    Well these new videos suck fucking ass. I want to see her snorting coke and taking it up the brown eye.

  16. Ravener 01/25/2007 19:41

    Well, at least her new production is finally here. I mean, this is what she does, what she’s famous for: homemade videos of private, stupid and wild situations, you know? like when a singer or band releases an album and you are waiting for the nex? well, she does this (and there are people waiting). This is album number two, and there’ll be more of these as the years go by until she finally decides to retire. They should invent a prize for these cunts, sort of like a grammy but for talentless whores. Coming to think about it, they should give her a grammy.

  17. stu 01/25/2007 19:53

    I’m waiting for the jessica biel sex tape to come out!!

  18. Max Fisher 01/25/2007 20:03

    Zuerst!!! I’m waiting for the Angela Landsbury sex tape. Fingers crossed… (Paris is a whore)

  19. Angelinas Personal Assistant 01/25/2007 20:03

    Nice on brian.

    I’m starting to rate her now. I mean, she doesn’t CARE. And that is just a quality I have admiration for I’m afraid.

  20. Angelinas Personal Assistant 01/25/2007 20:06

    This doesn’t mean, however, that I wouldn’t want to see her slapped real hard upside the face with a big basketball players cock. They have the 14 inchers I’m told. Hit her with it and make damn sure it makes that full on slapping noise.

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