F-KEDS PRODUCER IS DEAD - Music producer Disco D (real name David Shayman) committed suicide on Tuesday. D was found dead inside his New York home. He was 27. D mixed beats for 50 Cent, Trick Daddy and Nia Sky, as well as commercials for Spite and Best Buy, but may be most famous as the producer for the Kevin Federline single "Popozao". Friends and family have asked for privacy. Everyone who ever heard "Popozao" have asked for D to be resuscitated so he can kill himself again.
(special thanks to everyone who wrote in pointing out how nicely KFed turns into FKed)
LINDSAY LOHAN IS ASKING FOR TROUBLE - After her appendix was removed two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay, she pleaded with doctors to let her keep it. They agreed and Lindsay's appendix is now in her freezer. The freezer where she keeps food. Lindsay Lohan. Who is drunk or high or drunk and high 8 nights a week. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.
JAKE GYLLENHALL WANTS KIDS - Jake Gyllenhaal tells GQ that he's been thinking about starting a family, but first needs to find the right woman.
"I'm definitely thinking about (children). Look, the most important job for a man is to find the right woman. It's the best we can do. I thank my father for choosing my mother. She's wonderful in so many ways. And she chose well, too. I've noticed in life that the mother, first, has a primary job – and as a father, your job is to pick a caring, smart, mindful woman."
Then Jakes assistant got a confused look, and leaned over to whisper something in Jakes ear. And Jake said, "Wait, I stick my what in her what?!? No, no, that can't be right. Oh my god, ewww, ew, ew, ew gross…"
First!!
did anyone else think it said pronounced at first glance
wishful thinking perhaps
man am i the best or what? btw maybe lindsay can sell that to anthony hopkins.
Well there is no danger from storing your imaginary appendix in your fridge. Seeing as hers is still safely in her tummy.
The new Hannibal Lector looks awesome
fuck that was hilarious.
why does Jake insist on pretending to be straight? It’s not my thing but I’m not here to judge. oh wait. maybe i am.
Yeah, it’s a bit too easy to make fun of FedX’s dead producer. It should become standard industry procedure that after you inflict some shite music on the world you have to kill yourself…
His career was on an obvious downward spiral. His friends probably should have seen this coming. But death is never funny.
I’m not sure I’d want to keep anything of Lindsay’s in the fridge. I’d always wonder what kind of bacterium and viruses were living amongst my food. I mean, it’s bad enough that I’m banging hookers and doing drugs with used needles, but I just wouldn’t want to take that chance.
All I can say is good luck Jake. You bring up a great point, although you should also concentrate on being a good father and husband, but……you live in Hollywood. Your chances are very low. I mean, look at who you get to choose from in your age group, you’ve got Britney, Lindsay, Paris. WOW! You’d be better going to the SPCA and picking a random dog that’s chewing off its ass and foaming at the mouth.
Um…I can be “caring, smart, and mindful”. Seriously, pick me?
jessica: His last 2 criteria is do they have a penis? And are they fabulous?
if i was KFed’s producer i’d kill myself too.
and i can’t wait until lindsay forget that it’s her appendix [which is illegal to sell on ebay, so wtf?] and thinks its a NY strip steak and tries to eat it or some shit.
hahah
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Appendix daikiri… yummy.
Last I heard Jake was pwning Natalie Portmans ass. Whatever happened to that great idea.
in all fairness, dicso d was bipolar and had attempted suicide last spring. at least we know he’s not a quitter.
I’m going to dig that guy up and kick him in his lifeless testicles. I only wonder if there’s a special chamber in hell for people who produce K-Fed tracks. I hope he spends eternity getting anally penetrated by a horned bull elephant while Hitler rubs a cheese grater on his nipples.
“I’m definitely thinking about redecorating. Look, the most important job for a man is to find the right decorator. It’s the best we can do. I thank my new decorator for choosing my color scheme. He’s wonderful in so many ways. And he chose well, too. I’ve noticed in life that the color scheme, first, has a primary job
he never said anything about being attracted to the woman. just that she has to have good motherly qualities.
Call me silly but I’m pretty sure hospitals in the US won’t let you keep biohazardous waste. Whether it is an appendix or a leg, they dispose of it as biohazardous waste through incineration. Of course, there are a few exceptions for religious conditions, like American Indian nations cermoniously return body parts to the earth. Maybe Lilo plans on smoking it because she’s inspired to save the earth and become “adequite”.