THE GOLDEN GLOBES WERE BORING

It can be really hard to suffer through awards shows but the Golden Globes is especially boring because none of the chicks even care enough to dress trampy.  Most of them looked like absolute hell, with the exception of Ali Larter and Jessica Biel.  Biel can still look like a girl when she puts on the right dress.  She’s still too muscular though.  Her vagina must feel like leather.  Ali Larter looked fantastic as usual.  Just the fact that she looks fresh faced and clean makes her stand out in Hollywood these days.  She’s pretty like a rainbow.  A rainbow with long blond hair and a hot ass.