Wilmer Valderrama's bodyguard was nice enough to offer some travel tips to an unidentified man outside of Area in Hollywood last night, including "Come to LA mother fucker you better respect the shit nigger" and "live and die in LA mother fucker, Hollywood don't get it twisted." Hollywood may or may not get it twisted, I don’t know, I'm not a lawyer, but I do know that "there’s no cops here to save you" as crazy fat Samoans head-butt you and fling you to the ground. Heeding this advice, the man tried to hit the crazy fat Samoan in the neck with a small canvas shoe. Um, it didn't work, and the effect was kinda like attacking a bear armed only with optimism and a mean face.
see the video on TMZ here.
Who needs to bodyguard Wilmer? By that I mean, who gives a shit?
No, thats true, I saw it on 20/20–Hollywood don’t get it twisted. Ed Bradley dio a piece about how Hollywood hasn’t gotten it twisted in years.
I’m sorry, I’m not from here. Who is the ‘Shit N*gger’?
A 300 pound Samoan you say? Are you sure it isn’t Wilmer’s lawyer?
“I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer” is going to be my aside in general conversation for the rest of the first quarter… Thank you, sir…
I’m a lawyer and I can assure you that Samoans can call people n*ggers because they were taken away from their tribal lands and forced to live on reservations away from their beloved buffalo.
As your attorney I advise you to not pick fights with huge celebrity bodyguards who can mash your bones up with one hand while shooting adrenochrome with the other.
p.s. i think that guy is an early contender for an honorable mention in the 2007 Darwin awards.
Those Samoans are all the same. No faith in the essential decency of the white man’s culture :(
Fuck Wilmer Valderrama. Who gives enough of a shit about him for a bodyguard to be necessary?
I have several burning questions…1) Why was the word ‘nigga’ used when the two conflicting parties were Samoan and white? 2)Who the fuck is Wilmer Valderrama? 3) Did the dude remove his own canvas shoe as a weapon or did it fall off? If it just fell off, he must have been wearing canvas deck shoes in which case he deserved to be head butted.
Wilmer Valderrama is more than likely the “SHIT NlGGER” his bodyguard was referring to. I mean come on, hasn’t anyone seen that crappy ‘Yo Mama’ TV show he has? They call each other derogatory names like that all the time on there. Gotta respect that, no?
Teehee. Very funny, Dr. (BTW, there seem to be a lot of doctors here. I weep for the future of the medical community.)
After the street brawl video you get 1 min 55 of Alba playing football in the surf as seen and eulogized over a few days earlier. Thought that might interest a few. Although 1 min 55 is cutting it fine. I’m not fourteen anymore. If you think Tony Rocky Horror is a handful you should try grappling with his mother. It’s only ten bucks a do too. Who’s Wilmer Valderrama? Judging by the company he keeps i’ll go for Concert Pianist of International Repute.
Watching that video only reminds me how much I loathe Los Angeles.
I can only hope that Valderrama is somehow related to what happened and gets to lose money through some legal battle. Oh and somebody takes a tazer after the Samoan. Aparently the Samoan believes it is a beatable offense to talk shit about washed up stars that did Lohan back when she was kinda hot. I would have liked to see what happend in the minute before this video.
So, let me get this straight, Wilmer is the “Shit Nigger”? I must not be up on the latest FEZ putdowns.
Wasn’t “Valderrama” a futuristic spinoff of the Simpsons with Leela the one-eyed female captain? If so, why would a cartoon need a Big-Mac eatin’ heart case bodyguarding it?
Who’s the babe at the start of the Video, I would Hit That!!
Why does Fez need a body guard? :)) lol The guy is a has been.. :d
Wow, and I didn’t think ANYBODY could kick Jason Statham’s ass.