Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant and the father to-be is her ex boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. It will be the first child for both. Moynahan, 36, and Brady, 29, dated for two years before breaking up in December. Brady is now dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Because that's what you do when you're the quarterback for a team that won the Superbowl three times and you look like a model. You replace Bridget Moynahan with a Victoria's Secret supermodel. The only downside is that there's no where for him to go from here, there's no one more beautiful, there's no way for him to trade up. If he breaks up with Gisele, he'll have to start fucking diamonds or an Aston Martin. Maybe an angel or a sunset, if he can figure out how.
Ooh, how could he stand to do it with her, she’s OLDER than he is! On the other hand, she’s YOUNGER than me, so I’d hit it.
Amazing how she became pregnant at the breakup period. Cha-ching.
i think howard k stern is the father
damn i just came back here to suggest this
Man, Tom Brady has a weird-shaped skull. Look how much of his head is ABOVE his eyebrows. Creepy.
haha dikkens thats great i think you might be right but if we are to bed im gonna say larry birkhead. and jesus juan you are right that is one ugly dome!
*bet
I think Brady’s kinda going bald. (Thats all I got. Hes nearly impossible to rip on. In this picture, Moynahan looks like my wet dream, and he DUMPED her for Gisele. Oh yeah, and hes a three time Super Bowl winner and two time MVP. Oh yeah…and hes 29. We’re the same age. Screw you Tom Brady).
I guess he could try to bang all the Victoria Secret super models. By try I mean pick up the phone and inviting them over. fucker.
he has a massive dome
to be honest- I think he’s kinds ugly. The only reason I ever screwed him was b/c he was rich. I figured he might leave his $ to me one day. I’m still hoping *fingers crossed*
I’m with Lisa — he’s not really that hot. His smile looks like he’s smelling a fart.
He must be really smart.
Tom Brady doesn’t look like a model. If anything he looks like a male silverback gorilla, look at the size of his melon, it’s huge! And that grin, my god, he looks like that retarded kid in platoon that got his head split open with the rifle stock.
Sorry but I think he traded down. She is way hotter than Gisele. Gisele looks way older than 26.
Way
Does this mean that he broke up with her right after porking her?
I did that once. It’s a good way to ease the tension.
this was the funniest post I have ever read. that last sentence was priceless.
nice work.
+1 on the traded down comment from Angela. Bridget is a knockout. Gisele looks like a bird. That poses for Victoria’s Secret. Whatever, fuck you. Bridget is far better looking.
Fool should not have gone back for the break-up sex.