ET Online says that Britney Spears left Promises rehab facility in Malibu early this morning, less than 24 hours after checking in. There has been no conformation of this by representatives for Britney. This time last week, Britney checked into the Crossroads Centre, a rehab facility in Antigua, and left that facility as well in less than 24 hours. In Britney’s defense, she would be fine if these rehabs would let her get high and party. But you know those doctors - stubborn stubborn stubborn.
UPDATE - TMZ is confirming that Britney has checked out of Promises.
INSANE SECOND UPDATE - Extra is reporting that Britney attempted to go to a tattoo parlor this morning after leaving rehab but couldn't find one that was open.
I agree
HOLY SHIT!!
We are on deathwatch people!
That chick is nuts! She’s probably heading for the nearest crack dealer so she can get her fix!
No kidding…should we set up a Dead Pool?
It would be fitting if she died of “exposure” (you know, left on a hillside somewhere in the cold).
I feel like such a vulture for finding these stories entertaining.
It’s a miracle! Her Southern roots and upbringing and deep religious beliefs allowed her to be quickly cured of the demons that beset her. They entered into a herd of swine that ran down a hill into a lake and were drowned.
I heard when Britney left rehab, she said “In your face, Lohan! It took you a whole WEEK to be cured, I did it overnight! Beat THAT record, you long-haired slut!”
Someone stop this woman from buying a ticket to the Bahamas…that don’t end well.
Oooga boogah! Oooogah boo-booo-gah…. I mean, um, won’t SOMEBODY please think of the children?! The end is nigh and the only bad thing about it is that Kevin Icky Federline will waltz out of it all looking classy.
Seriously, as I said yesterday, anybody want to go in with me to invest in a rehab facility with an onsite club Hyde? I’m going to call it “Mullet: Rehab in the Front, Party in the Back.”
Let’s hope we don’t see her in clown makeup and on youtube in the coming weeks. If we do, we know she’s already dead.
Over/Under on the first “Britney has OD’d” post: March 13. Who’s betting?
Does she even know the point of going to rehab? Dumb hairless butch.
That’s why it’s called Rehab, you Hab, then Re-Hab, re-hab again and so on.
I don’t actually want her to die (you vultures, you!) but right about now, it’s looking like there’s no other way out of it for her, dun dun duuuunn.
Three of the last five headlines contain the words ‘Britney’ and ‘Rehab’. Awesome.
What does her shirt say, “delirious” or “delicious”? Cause if it’s the former that’s an accurate description; if it’s the latter I’m gonna throw up my Cheerios.
The t-shirt says ‘Decisions’. Which makes sense, though the letters should be upside-down and written from left to right, so the current owner of said t-shirt can read them.
I really wish that they would sell tickets to the child custody hearing.
Britney got the t-shirt by trading for it in the Rehab Centre’s cafeteria, acquiring it from a psychotic fellow patient for a pawful of her hair, three blue pills, and a razor.