BRITNEY SPEARS IS A GOOD DRESSER

Despite throwing up in a bar bathroom the night before, Britney headed out Sunday for another night in the clubs, and this time ended up on the dance floor wearing nothing but a bikini and a white busboy coat.  Page Six says:

"She didn't like what she was wearing," said our spy, "so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her." Spears changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat – and proceeded to dance.

Damn.  Is this what the young people are doing in the clubs these days?  Stripping down and changing into one another’s bikinis?  I wouldn't know because I don’t dance anymore, ever since the incident.  I knew my sexy moves on the dance floor got the ladies worked up, but then, one night, a girl literally died watching me do the Chicken Noodle Soup.