BRITNEY SPEARS IS SINGLE

Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either, but Isaac Cohen broke up with Britney Spears on the phone Sunday night while she was in New York and he was in Los Angeles.  Cohens agent confirmed to OK! magazine that the two were no longer an item.  They began dating in mid-December, including a weekend in the $40,000-a-night suite at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas.  A source says:

“(he was) looking to get out of the relationship for a while.  It was a bit much for him.  There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular.  Her likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do.”

God how embarrassing.  Three years ago Britney was the hottest piece of ass on the planet and her forehead was every 16-year-old boys secret bulls-eye.  Now she's getting dumped by d-list models and posers.   Luckily she has friends to turn to in this time of need.   Friends that love and understand her.   Chocolate friends.