02.28.2007 BRITNEY SPEARS IS WEIRD

Us Magazine says that before checking in to Promises rehab for the second time, Britney Spears spent the day with two total strangers by the pool at the Mondrian hotel in LA.  Spears arrived at the hotel on February 17 but was denied a room because she didn't have any cash or credit cards.  So she stripped down to her bra and panties poolside and shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.  Because, you know, why wouldn't she.  From there, Us says:

“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.”   She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.  Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar.  “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

Wow, me and Britney have a lot in common.  I was wearing a blond wig and chatting up two girls in the bathroom last weekend too.  And then I followed my two new friends to their hotel room where I raided their mini bar.  Girls can be so friendly, if you point a gun at them.




(56) Comments

  1. Blogthis 02/28/2007 14:47

    But did you shave your legs?

  2. Perry 02/28/2007 14:47

    I wonder if she got freaky with them!!!! ;)

  3. perfectcircle 02/28/2007 14:47

    I’m not convinced those pictures are real. They look a little set up and photoshopped to me and I’m a professional who knows these things, not only am I a doctor, but I play one on TV, in my mind.

  4. slip 02/28/2007 14:48

    lookin fine. no wait what am i saying.

  5. Perry 02/28/2007 14:48

    The two girls look like sisters.

  6. slip 02/28/2007 14:49

    i agree i think they are fake.

  7. sheepsteeth 02/28/2007 14:51

    TRAMP

  8. JoeBlow 02/28/2007 14:53

    I just made pooh in my pants.

  9. Doctress Leisa 02/28/2007 14:54

    Geez, nothing like setting yourself up for the Whore defense against a known loser. “I had to accost strangers and be seen in a bikini!” Judge: Considering both sides–a clearly unfit piece of trash and a wigger father, I rule that the children just go up for auction. Because their chances are better.”

  10. Victell 02/28/2007 14:58

    I believe it. Chicks always leave their money and ID at home. Then they realize they forgot it just as we’re walking up to the club. “OMG, I think I forgot ID!”

  11. Juan 02/28/2007 15:01

    If these are supposed to be so recent, why does Britney’s body look SO different than in the meltdown pics? Granted, she was wearing baggy clothes and swinging an umbrella, but still…

  12. Doogie 02/28/2007 15:05

    Borrowing panty hose, clothes, underwear, and now bathing suits….Next, “Can I borrow your douche, I left mine at home and I have a smell cumming from down there.”

  13. Victell 02/28/2007 15:06

    Juan, beating up Ford Explorers is quite a workout. Just ask any T-Rex.

  14. Victell 02/28/2007 15:06

    shit, nobody is going to get that

  15. JoeBlow 02/28/2007 15:10

    My 1992 Ford Explorer that was beat up by a T-Rex. It also rolled 3 1/2 times at 70mph……http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/whowebepart1/car005.jpg

  16. Jose 02/28/2007 15:12

    You know…she actually looks pretty good in those blurry pictures…however the thought of someone helping her out just doesnt sit right with me…

  17. Angela 02/28/2007 15:13

    Yes her body looks pretty good considering how she was looking recently. Aren’t we supposed to automatically say “Photoshopped!”, on any picture that shows up now?

  18. Coregasm 02/28/2007 15:14

    Man, you just know she is a stone cold fox in the sack. She’s looney as fuck and she looks amazing for a chick who basically just dropped another puppy… normally I hold kids against woman thinking that they are used up and no good to me now but hey, it’s Britney Spears and she just comes off as easy.

  19. Plague30 02/28/2007 15:16

    The girl in the blue bikini is pretty damn hot. I’d rather see her naked than Britney and that is sad. Very sad indeed.

  20. Michael 02/28/2007 15:17

    Last?

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