More pictures now chronicling Britney’s complete meltdown Friday night. Mullets are really slimming, as it turns out. You know this chick is nuts because that has to be the most uninspiring tat place I’ve ever seen. You could get kidnapped and stay in a nicer place than that. Although the guy in the striped shirt would probably be there in either scenario. It seems like she’s so numb right now she’s doing all this to shock herself into feeling something, anything. By the end of the week she'll be in fight clubs or lighting homeless guys on fire.
Honestly, have you ever seen anything like that top picture. She looks like she's here form the future with a warning that we're ruining our planet. The next picture was probably of her eating a fern or catching a fly with her tongue.
First?
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Doesn’t she have PR people who are supposed to take care of things like this? Whey didn’t they hold her head under in a barrel of thorazine and lock her away somewhere? If anyone had predicted people would be rooting for KFed a few months ago they’d have been stoned to death.
I LOVE it when famous people go off the deep end. Hi-Lair-Ious! Brit is now my #1 celeb in the ‘Crazy As A Shithouse Rat’ category. (And that is a hard category to win, let me tell you.) Here’s to her living in a cardoard box and hooked on crack by this time next week.
I think it will all come out that Britney did this as a protest because “Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow” was elected president of “Turkmenistan” in what is widely considered a fraudulent election. Hooray for her political conscience!
It’s interesting that the people in the tat parlor said she was freaking out and screaming from the pain and being difficult but all the pictures show the exact opposite of that. I would think those would be the pics the paparazzi would be getting out there first and foremost. Makes me wonder how true her “meltdown” is or is it just being hyped by the media because the bitch shaved her head.
And is it just me, or are crazy chicks hot? (just don’t fall asleep after having sex with them, or they’ll go all Lorena Bobbitt on you)
And I’m not convinced you are a real duchess ‘The Duchess’… in my experience as a Baron us blue-bloods aren’t usually Firsties!
Sporting a Star of David and wearing FILA? What is she, the second coming of the Beastie Boys?
I am the duchess of my own little kingdom, Bryce. There actually is a family story of it–the daughter in the family fell in love with a German carriage driver, and she was told if she married him she’d be tossed out of the family. She thumbed her nose and lived happily ever after. We are, of course, now descended from the po’ side of the family.
What kind of jeans is she wearing??? levis?
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And these are the Celebrities that Louisiana produces.
Makes me proud..real proud..
Hmm, modern day ‘religious relics’ like it. At least now she won’t be accused of going out without washing her hair! Zing! Crazy bitch…
So are we going to have 20 topics about Britney a day instead of ANS????????……………Please god nooooooooo.
What’s even more interesting to me is the fact that the tattoo artists say that she was having a breakdown but they STILL DID THE TATTOOS. Not to mention the fact that the tattoos are ridiculous. That’s supposed to be #1 on the professional code of ethics.. kind of like refusing to shave someone’s head or refusing to serve alcohol to someone who’s wasted, or Lindsay Lohan ((how the fuck has no one been arrested for that yet??)) These guys should be shut down, seriously.
I saw Britney today in the terminal at LAX wearing an orange bed sheet slapping a bongo drum and singing Hare Krishna mantas. Jive Records ought to be really proud of her
Unless you are in a gang or work at a carnival, you shouldn’t get a vagina tattoo, ladies, I mean sluts.
I love the second pic! “Momma aint gunna like this one. huh, huh, huh.”
Is she still wearing the wedding ring?