I don't even like Tobey Maguire but he does some amazing work to NOT strangle Kirsten Dunst and even manage a graceful smile after she jumped his line at the Academy Awards Sunday night, as seen in this clip here. Tobey is mid-sentence, having described three of the nominees for Best Original Screenplay when she literally bumps him aside and jacks his line. Tobey gives her an awesome glare but then composes himself. And I know what you're thinking: "There must be some kind of mistake, she's such a dynamite lady!" And yes, of course she is fantastic. A true vision of loveliness. Just look at how breathtaking she was at the Academy rehearsals, with a twinkle of magic in her eyes and a foxy wardrobe as she points to herself, probably while saying "me me me" in a sexy way. And look at that tooth! The whole package is just Yummy!
First!!
Second!
First and potato are stupid. Snaggletooth is too.
Can she not afford braces!eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
fuck braces, lets all pitch in and get her an electric chair.
Reminds me of the Tazmanian Devil in TINY TOONS!!! Yeah, yeah, I know….I posted it, but DAMN, I loved that show!!
I think the donkey from “Hee Haw” was able to keep his friggin’ tooth in his head more than this Toontown-looking bitch. I’m surprised she doesn’t have googly eyes while running around screaming “DUH” and “DER”.
That’s it. I’ve had with that DAMN TOOTH! Where the hell’s a nailfile? Oh and fuck Tobey, too - he’s a poseur.
Jesus christ. That picture is horrific.
I generally agree that slagging on Kirsten Dunst is perfectly appropriate, but the premise of this post seems off. The Youtube video seems to show Maguire doing the first three summaries, and then pausing and shifting to his right to cede the mike to Snaggletooth. I don’t think she jumped or jacked his line at all.
Perhaps a sequel to behind the iron mask and the good part is they cant get the mask off .
i wonder what spiderman think about this..
What, were they presenting the award for best stage directions? Or are they reading them for the benefit of the hard of hearing? Wankers.
Finally! A woman who I would NOT give the pleasure of feeling my meat sword stab the back of her throat.
I still would,, i’d have to give her the beackhand special first
And when I write Beakhand, I really mean back hand
One word: Lumineers.
I love seeing pics of celebrities at their finest. They look almost human.
In a former life, Dr Sunkentits was apparently Vlad the Impaler. What do we call her daytime scenes in Marie Antoinette-method acting?
Video’s gone :-/