02.27.2007 HELEN MIRREN IS COOL

Is that an In-N-Out burger?  Did Helen Mirren win an Academy Award and then go hit the drive thru?  Whoa.  That's pretty cool.   Here's some other cool trivia about Helen Mirren that you maybe didn't know:  Helen Mirren is a tender lover.  Helen Mirren writes the most haunting haiku.  Helen Mirren makes love while listening to early Korn.  Helen Mirren enjoys the smell of lemon.  Helen Mirren cuts herself.  Helen Mirren will only wear Lee jeans.



(58) Comments

  1. JC 02/27/2007 10:39

    3rd

  2. JC 02/27/2007 10:39

    Darn, I mean, !st

  3. JC 02/27/2007 10:40

    She was that evil woman Morgana in Excalibur

  4. Doogie 02/27/2007 10:42

    NOW THIS IS A FUGLY CHIC!!!!!! Some of you though will probably think she is hot….

  5. JC 02/27/2007 10:42

    Hey c’mon, she’s cool, where is everybody?

  6. Dirk Diggler 02/27/2007 10:53

    I think she’s cute. But then again I have a raging “mature woman” fetish so I can’t really help myself. It’s even worse when you consider I also have a wild “teenage girl” fetish so I only ever get turned on by either nubile young hotties or saggy, shapeless old grannies. To answer your question, yes I’m seeing a therapist.

  7. JC 02/27/2007 10:55

    Dirk, have you heard of Susan Dey? ;)

  8. God 02/27/2007 10:56

    8th bitches. Suck me off!

  9. Aaron 02/27/2007 10:57

    She would have to open up just that wide to get my man-flesh in her mouth, and I would let her do it because she just won an Academy Award. Me, Helen Mirren and Jennifer Hudson… Let’s get it ON!!!

  10. Jim 02/27/2007 10:57

    Im with ya Dirk Diggler…not mature like, 65 years old. But Helen is probably around mid 50s with a huge rack, so yeah, Id do it. She’d be so appreciative.

  11. Ryan13 02/27/2007 11:02

    I swear to God, these posts are turning more retarded every day.

  12. God 02/27/2007 11:04

    Oh man I want to go IN and OUT of her burger…oooh yeaaahh.

  13. Dude 02/27/2007 11:05

    Jim - Helen is 71.

  14. mark15 02/27/2007 11:05

    FIRST HAHAHAHAHA

  15. Chunk Norris 02/27/2007 11:06

    hey,,back in the day this bitch was Fiiine.. nice rack a lamb.. oye vey

  16. Chunk Norris 02/27/2007 11:06

    NOW SUMBODY TELL ME TO DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

  17. nocturnal 02/27/2007 11:11

    who is hellen mirren?

  18. Doctress Leisa 02/27/2007 11:11

    Actually Mark, she’s 61. And according to her husband, she’s a minx in bed.

  19. Angela 02/27/2007 11:15

    I have to see this Caligula movie. I haven’t had the pleasure yet.

  20. Shafty 02/27/2007 11:19

    You idiots that post 1st are morons. Nobody gives a shit for fucks sake.

    in other news, I thought she was hot looking. A couple of pints and I’d be going down on that. If I could hit it from behind.

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